War is like bad milk, sure you can have it, but you’ll wish you were dying with the consequences afterwards.
AnasAbdin
tumblr dot com
Sade Olutola

oozey mess

pixel skylines
NASA
RMH
Keni

tannertan36

blake kathryn
d e v o n

Andulka

#extradirty
Claire Keane

Discoholic 🪩

Janaina Medeiros
Show & Tell
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Today's Document

Kiana Khansmith
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from China
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from Colombia

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Italy

seen from Germany
seen from Oman

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Ecuador

seen from Finland
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from Bangladesh

seen from United States
@absoluteshenanigans
War is like bad milk, sure you can have it, but you’ll wish you were dying with the consequences afterwards.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain
animal cruelty
we noticed the position its actual limbs were in and spent a few minutes aggressively squatting at each other with our arms out
that's goddess pose
holy shit it sure is
this is written like a monty python joke
“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived
^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick
Dude come on
? clifford erasure for no reason
Yes.
Yes, she can.
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
it came to me in a vision
Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day
My ultimate goal was to make and paint it in real life. Thank you all for believing in me!
#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)
Basically, a translation could be:
I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard
translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......
the panties hit the floor
you know it brother
Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect
you know what i wish you would tell me
They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
secret methods
secret reasons
Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this