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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

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one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(
95% of everyone on the English-speaking Internet now has one of the 6 same personalities derived from 4 basic belief sets and they all make the same 12 jokes over and over and over in very slightly different proportions because that's how you fit into your selected personality, and you pick your jokes from components presented to you by algorithmic content feeds, based on your belief set. The goal is to get your joke proportions broadcast by the algorithmic content feeds, so it will become one of the 12 jokes and other people will base their personality on it. If you're really good at it you can start selling shirts and hats and make money from it, or even run a serious scam that will make you life-changing amounts of money at the expense of everyone who ever wanted to have sex with you for your joke proportions. One day we will all die and sometimes killing is okay.
i want to do a painting of a tiger taking a bath to put in a bathroom (bathroom-themed bathroom) and to this end i made a little maquette out of clay and i suspect this will scope creep into having both a painting and sculpture of a tiger or perhaps only a sculpture of a tiger. if i do both should they be displayed together or separately
Tiger maquette by the way 🐅
Working on cutting out a large piece of wood to do the painting on, which is a constraint that will either be really fun or really annoying. Maybe both
Wood primed and underpainted and sketch transferred mostly by cutting it out in different chunks and tracing around them. Stripes to be determined. Nobody let me work on this again for at least two weeks
The finished Ms. Tigers
Man im just doing bullshit

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sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.
To put it very bluntly.
You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.
all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them
step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound
step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance
step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

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What's this? The red-lined bubble snail (Bullina lineata), a marine gastropod. Bizarre and beautiful, yes?
i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .
Good morning to doomed people only
also we have GOT to collectively come to terms with the fact that me or any other stranger online disliking or even making fun of something you like is not saying “no fun allowed” “no one can ever enjoy this” you have simply got to grow a spine and be able to like the shit you like. you don’t even have to defend it! like 90% of the media i really enjoy is divisive and half my friends actively hate it. i really don’t give a fuck though because i like it. you can write whatever you want! you’re allowed! even if it’s MY least favorite genre or style of writing and i have active distaste for it!
just because my art is not very good or interesting that doesn't mean i should have to work a real job instead of doing it. life is so unfair. i don't want to babysit customers i want to go draw or carve my new linoblock or fold more of my cranes or something sniffle sniffle

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Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast