Call me Bob!

starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets

how good are you at avoiding your responsibilities on a scale of 1 to horace slughorn turning himself into an armchair and faking his own death

I feel like 2016 is the historical equivalent of the tunnel boat ride scene in Willy Wonka

we made it

the faint sound of classical era Greeks cursing under their breath can be heard

Success!

i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

Extrovert: gets their energy from time spent with others Introvert: gets their energy from time spent alone Javert: gets their energy from THE LAW 

a clean room, some fresh sheets, a hot shower, coconut oil, and some scented candles