Road

I love the universal gaming experience of “oh this game doesn’t have sitting so I’ll stand on this chair and crouch”

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

If the infinite universes theory is true then, there is a universe where the Earth is flat and there is a group of people arguing that the Earth is round.

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

This post killed me twice.

And that’s when he decided to start making meth

You okay now buddy?

you look lovely!!!!!

Me

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I really need the luck haha

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

Very fortunate placement of “Human” and “Monkey” in that image.

“I can’t fucking do this” - I mutter for the twentieth time as I continue to fucking do it