absolute-box

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

THANK YOU FOR FINDING VIDEO! IDK WHY I DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK YOUTUBE! THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!!!

Oh my gosh, thank you for sharing this! This is so precious!!!

lmao all the animals are all like What, In the name of FUCK? Is THAT?

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

when my laptop makes a sound i didnt expect i take out my rocket launcher and blast the whole thing to smithereens

hes a ten but hes scared of the vacuum cleaner

whenever i swear it sounds like $!@&?!

i mean it sounds like !$*@!%

youve gotta be $&!@ing kidding me

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

i love stories where its just one guy’s really bad day