Press & Hold 💧

"I'm gona masturbate real quick..." *edges for 3 hours*

so what you're going to do, right? is you're going to go to the original posting of this post, and look at the tags

it’s important to engage in at least some small degree of criminal activity in order to remind yourself that you don’t have to ask for permission

are you gonna make me piss on you in spurts because im trying to hold it while we make out and im on your lap or are you boring

today is a great day to remember that all the BIN files for amiibo can be found online and that with a app like tagmiibo or similar and some cheap nfc sticker tags you too can access all the new collab content in acnh and also whatever villager you want without buying expensive plastic :)

something I love love love in omo is when someone who’s super desperate tries to let out controlled leaks, like a small quantity in a small container, or only a little bit in their clothes or a towel so that it’ll be soaked up, and it starts out okay, manageable, but the leaks quickly turn rather desperate, they’re struggling to contain themselves before they’re ready for another small, controlled leak, and stopping in time is nigh impossible. soon, they’re dribbling all over between their allowed releases, and not quite managing to cut off the flow in time, until they’re just uncontrollably spurting and nothing can stop them from pissing themselves