Furiously Cries Over Fictional Characters

I’m absolutely begging you not to say these horrible things on my post

When that one family member that you don’t know interrogates your life

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

eat a leaf off the ground

when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole

Leaves On The Ground!

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power are several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

“ Girls today can be anything. CEO, Olympic gold medalist, even a Supreme Court Justice. We’ve finally broken that glass ceiling, and, wow, sure looks good from the top. “

The type of wife we all aspire to be.

*the FAMILY we all aspire to be.

I’ve found the purest post on this hellsite.