abnormalvampire

I’m 2016 I had a shoplifter role play blog because to avoid getting deleted all the shoplifting blogs claimed it was just to rp. Mine actually was though but I’d post shoplifting content and reblog tips and my “hauls” were just stuff I borrowed from my much more fashionable sister. I had a decent amount of followers and I got a lot of hate but I’d be like “ok buddy I’m just goofing around lol” and then post $150 of Sephora products legally purchased by my sister with the caption #gettingawaywithit. this did not improve my life but it did get me talking to people more often which, obviously, I needed

if yuo are, , in my "notifciations," i see you therue. i see you. im watching,. and i love you

you know it’s peak when they didn’t include the intro AND the outro

Required weekly “witch hat is amazing” post, the animation was so good this episode I’m going to throw up. Watching alone in my living room I AUDIBLY GASPED at Qifrey attacking the dragon.

Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series

coco: let's create a warm comfortable place for the dragon to nap because qifrey-sensei says magic shouldn't be used to hurt people! qifrey: i'm about to blast this bitch to kingdom come

watching a pot means itll never boil but leaving it unwatched makes it always boil over so basically cooking pasta is kinda like quantum superposition

while i was typing this my pot boiled over

Then I guess we'll just have to Blaze it the old fashioned way, eh?

Boosting signal. AGAIN.

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

i just need to know what office job tj klune had that he hated so badly