I suppose I'm watching hockey now

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

@wildpolyculetruther

so does anyone else spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking about how affectionate hockey players are with each other. like they usually do a group hug after after every goal. and then they have to go touch all of their teammates’ hands. and don’t get me started on the goalie head taps.

off-season post time. what’s your hockey player bringing to the potluck and i DONT want to see the words BANANA BREAD cross my screen

an angel came down a little bit ago and said it's okay for me to be parasocial because i'm normal about it

matthew schaefer is so crazy bc how are you elite at hockey, nicest person alive, gifted with the media, loved by everyone, no haters, free from government issued yaoi, great hair, like this kid has it all

once you start referring to a sports team as we/our/us……… that’s when you know it’s over for you

can we hold hands and think about joel eriksson ek