yo hoe

I’m am fucking screaming all cheerleaders fucking love Ke$ha

Im the one falling through the sunroof

tumblr peaked when we were able to cyberbully john green

this is the post that got me my first anon graphically telling me to kms

that was john green

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

this is it. this is the whole show

Do true soft boys exist?

slugs. next question

me when I have my weekly breakdown 

vampires who go to college for a history degree b/c they weren’t paying attention and want to know what they missed over the last 5 centuries

Yes, but what about the vampires that were newly turned and want to study history so that they can talk with older vampires and not feel left out. Or the ones that want to pretend that they are super old to freak people out then when someone asks how long they’ve been a vampire that can be like “Like 5 years dude”

“How old are you?” “17.” “How long have you been 17?” “Like four months.”

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did you post this with the intention of making us all stop and actually read this in our minds in that voice

i posted this with the intention of putting you in the god damn dirt

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

those last few lines of “leave the city” were so beautiful and so sad but also so goddamn hopeful like I feel like my heart is in a million tiny pieces on the floor, but I also feel like it’s going to be okay?? it’s a hard feeling to describe but like, the song was so personal and vulnerable and it just felt like a conversation.