h e l l o

A cat in the lap is worth

the world

The universe

how are you capable of moving in my stopped time

boys in books are just better

the existence of tumblr tags as the sotto voce of internet communication is one of the most brilliant website features ever. and it’s funny because it’s accidental

the ability to comment and yet add nothing to the body of the post. the implication that whatever you’re saying is secondary to the post itself yet something visible and tangible in your particular reblog of it. like a commentary but not as self important. it’s literally like an introvert’s alternative to commenting on things. you are but you’re not. you won’t annoy op. it’s so lowkey no one even has to read it even if they follow u. perfection

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

This is brainwashing propaganda

catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

what's the use of having a partner if they don't want to mingle your ashes with theirs