Never be so politе you forget your power

Thanks for the heads up, I know if you ask Siri math questions they give you some pretty messed up answers.  Have you ever tried that?  

oh i’ve asked her whats zero divided by zero. that is probably my favorite and the saddest.

life is too short not to laugh at cheesy jokes in my humble opinion. 

Those are some wise words to live by

Oh gosh, that is embarrassing!  I guess I need to ask Alexa and also Siri for Dad jokes cause I had no idea they told jokes.  

Siri will just give you links to dad jokes, just forewarning.

I totally get what you mean. I do feel like they should’ve left a little cliff hanger in case we got picked up again instead of making everything so permanent, you know? That’s true, nobody really stays dead over there.

that would have been so much better, like wrap things up but leave something either to the imagination or open for a season five. 

I do. That being said, i’ve tried turning siri off multiple times over the fact it would randomly keep turning on when i didn’t even speak to it and that’s just a red flag.

I mean, she is just trying to help you, and something you must have said sounded like Siri

They shouldn’t have even brought you back because they shouldn’t have killed you off in the first place. Imagine if they really do that? That’d be so disappointing for us dead Greendalians who’ll never get a chance to go to Riverdale.

Well this is true, but it’s fine. I’m just glad there was closure yknow. It’s riverdale though, is anyone ever actually dead there either?

I can quote a lot.  Maybe not the whole thing, but I can.  I can play Kiss the Girl on the piano, and Part of Your World, and Under the Sea.  My sisters ask me to play it from time to time.  

Well, thats really sweet of you to play them for them. 

She totally would !! it’s why i don’t let her in my house.

Well, that just sad. but you must have an iphone and have siri on there though

It was definitely fun to shoot, I have to agree with that, I had a really good time. Is that a compliment? I hope it is anyways or I’ll be feeling really sad right now. 

Oh don’t worry very much a compliment.

I’m so happy they brought you back though. Seeing your beautiful face again was the best. Thanks, Abs. I think the whole cast knocked it out the park. I know, can you believe it’s over and we’re never going back there again?

I was too! it would have been so weird not to come back yknow? even being dead. Hey at least they can maybe finally pull the alive gang for a riverdale cameo. though honestly i don’t know how that would be possible anymore. 

It would and you would be one of the very few people who would recognize me from back then because it’s safe to say, I look really different now. 

Well, people who don’t know missed out on something fun, and you looking like you were the beast after he turned back human.

So, yesterday was New Year’s Eve, which I guess is cool and stuff. But, you know what else happened? The final season of ‘Chilling Adventures or Sabrina’ dropped on Netflix. If anyone watched it, I need to know everything you thought about it and if you haven’t – I highly suggest you do. It’s our best one yet. @hollywoodelitehq​

When i could actually watch this season without fast forwarding off of my face except for one episode. You slayed the whole things Kiki, I’m already missing Greendale again

Been feeling really inspired lately which means some new stuff is being created. Honestly, can’t wait for the new album to be ready so we can share it with the world, I’m really proud of this one. I’m Finneas and you probably know me as Billie Eilish’s brother. @hollywoodelitehq​

Would it be safe to say i knew you as Allistar from glee before i knew you were Billie’s brother?

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thanks for the memories  💜

Well that’s the last thing we want. Grumpy Abbey just isn’t any fun. Yeah, but at least you had an idea of what was going on. That’s more than most people can say. 

I think thats the last thing anyone i know wants. i know my parents are glad they do not have to be the ones waking up in the morning. I only knew about my one part, hell i didn’t know about anything else.

You’re a much bigger person than I am apparently. I would of called you until you answered. You can think of me as your unpleasant wake up call of sorts. Hey, at least they brought you back at all! You could’ve missed the whole season, and have to wait just like everyone else! 

Yknow i know you like your sleep, and you’d get a grumpy abbey if you even think of doing that. I’m very thankful for that. but honestly i stilld did, i didn’t know even half of what happened