Eh?

Love it when I see a girl walking by and I can tell from the way she's walking that she's definitely screaming JUST 😬 BE 😬 NORMAL 😬 at herself in her head

I have this really cool ability where I'm able to convince one (1) person to like me and want to be my friend while everyone else barely fucking tolerates me.

Imagine being unemployed and having no bitches PICK A STRUGGLE!!!!!

At this point I'm convinced that my eyes hate me and are desperately trying to find a way to be evicted from my skull because there is no way I'm developing another stye/chalazion/unidentifiable-bump-that-never-leaves-without-surgey AGAIN

Rewatched Alias Grace for an essay today and geez I remembered how much of a mindf*ck the series is but it still hit just as hard

The F in Freud stands for freak

ya know i remember loving christmas when i was younger and all that but a tiny part of me always dreaded it because i knew my parents would expect a big reaction from me when i opened my gifts and i knew i couldn’t give it to them

Guys i can do this cool thing with delayed gratification where i delay the gratification to the point where im not even interested in whatever was supposed to give me gratification anymore.