Wait What?

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

Forbidden dandelion

On speed dial

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

Confidence Helps

teacher: what do u want to be when u grow up me: a candle teacher: u cant be a- me:

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!