january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

I remember reading about a white European of some flavour who had overstayed their visa and wanted to go home but couldn’t afford the plane ticket. They tried to turn themselves in to ICE to get deported, and were straight up told “we’re not looking for people like you”

That was the first game I was at the edge of my seat the whole game, the literal last shot for penalties being the decider for the game is fuckin g insane

they call me headless corpse on account of my

i dont know why they call me this

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

[id: a tweet by @TPAIN that reads: “I encourage everybody to at least (in private if need be) take a shot at doing something you actually think you’d like but your friend circle has deemed it “corny” or “lame”. Liberate yourself from the constant need of approval from everybody besides yourself and go have fun”. /end id]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

This destroyed me.

i dont like working i dont like capitalism but i do like ordering little treats online

hi! sorry to interrupt you scrolling, but i just wanted to remind you that you are very loved, needed and appreciated. there is so much waiting for you in the future, so hang in there!

the feminine urge to draw the curtains, turn on the purple leds, burn a candle, and ignore all of my problems by starting season one of Euphoria.

That is so much fucking effort oml

it’s normal for our bodies to constantly be changing. there are so many factors to our ways of life. we can’t blame ourselves for little shifts and imperfections. weight changes, skin marks, and bloating happen. don’t let any of that convince you you should deny yourself what will keep you healthier.