mel now

I'm starting to think it's not the beer that makes you drunk, but rather the can itself

We are powerfuckers here, we are jackhammer dickfuckers and we have high powered powerfucking capabilities

installing a piglet tooth incase i get captured and need to activate a piglet

Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

My pet milkfly

I think im becoming a milkfly

Im starting to feel just like a milkfly

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

we've received reports of gagobears off the ageric sea

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

I was born in the pupaetaria with all of the other grubs. It might not look it but us wormz? When we put our minds together we can do great things. This is our story