Call me Alice

According to their agreement, Crowley and Aziraphale sometimes do each other’s work, which means that Aziraphale has to tempt instead of Crowley.

But I really can't imagine this.

Aziraphale: Exuse me, sir, but would you be so kind to accept the number of this lovely young woman? I am sincerely sorry for your wife and two wonderful babies, as well as for your soul that will burn in hellfire for this act, but I'm afraid this is very neseccary.

A man: *doubts very much, but takes the number, because who the hell would resist Aziraphale*

Crowley, watching this scene: Let me die pls

Bonus:

Aziraphale: I did well?

Strange detective habit number 383984: seduce assistant with danger.

"Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"

Strange detective habit number 138763: hiding in the bushes with an assistant.

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And their assistants are just like:

"Dirk Gently" (2010)

Strange detective habit number 12929: hang a skull of a dead animal on a wall.

"Dirk Gently" (2010)

Book canon: Aziraphale never wants people to come to his bookshop and actually buy books.

Just look at openning hours:

"Bookshop Opening Hours

I open the shop on most weekdays about 9:30 or perhaps 10am. While occasionally I open the shop as early as 8, I have been known not to open until 1, except on Tuesday. I tend to close about 3:30pm, or earlier if something needs tending to. However, I might occasionally keep the shop open until 8 or 9 at night, you never know when you might need some light reading. On days that I am not in, the shop will remain closed. On weekends, I will open the shop during normal hours unless I am elsewhere. Bank holidays will be treated in the usual fashion, with early closing on Wednesdays, or sometimes Fridays. (For Sundays see Tuesdays).

"I wrote a book once. It was about this pirate who was a famous detective."