Alex Albon’s Words Of Wisdom

“This is very romantic, isn’t it” -aa23 in an unreal flirt fest before winking about meeting Max in a hotel room (and yeah max, he does like it)

“People thought you were spraying champagne. Actually you were spraying your own piss” -aa23

“I won’t be sleeping with James” -aa23, on his boss, before heavily implying his teammate would

Okay so ive been taking a break from posting because things are bad but like

“Trust me. I disappoint her in many ways” -aa23, on his fiancée

“He just forgets things a lot” -Logan on whether aa23 is late

“My girlfriend didn’t tell me that” -aa23 on size mattering

“Just by the way guys, this is shameless, shameless. This is shameless, shameless plugging to a sick level” -aa23, lover of marketing

“Re-skept… boom!” -aa23 on what makes a good teammate relationship

“I think I’m just weird in general” -aa23, correct

“Remember the scene from borat where he’s sitting on the toilet seat and he’s like *ouaahhouahh*?” -aa23 directly preceding a borat-off with his teammate and H*lmut slander

“You won’t be far behind Logan if you started now” -aa23 on Oscar’s concern about starting golf after never having played before

“I’m a man of all milks” -aa23, winking

“It’s big news. It’s big, it’s a big deal” -aa23 on the 2019 rookies as a boy band

“If I put my face in this, what happens?” -aa23 on liquid nitrogen (severe bodily injury if you’re unaware)

“Your face is kind of scary. It’s not good in real life either” -aa23, on george russell