Alex Albon’s Words Of Wisdom

Okay so ive been taking a break from posting because things are bad but like

“Trust me. I disappoint her in many ways” -aa23, on his fiancée

“He just forgets things a lot” -Logan on whether aa23 is late

“My girlfriend didn’t tell me that” -aa23 on size mattering

“Just by the way guys, this is shameless, shameless. This is shameless, shameless plugging to a sick level” -aa23, lover of marketing

“Re-skept… boom!” -aa23 on what makes a good teammate relationship

“I think I’m just weird in general” -aa23, correct

“Remember the scene from borat where he’s sitting on the toilet seat and he’s like *ouaahhouahh*?” -aa23 directly preceding a borat-off with his teammate and H*lmut slander

“You won’t be far behind Logan if you started now” -aa23 on Oscar’s concern about starting golf after never having played before

“I’m a man of all milks” -aa23, winking

“It’s big news. It’s big, it’s a big deal” -aa23 on the 2019 rookies as a boy band

“If I put my face in this, what happens?” -aa23 on liquid nitrogen (severe bodily injury if you’re unaware)

“Your face is kind of scary. It’s not good in real life either” -aa23, on george russell

“I won, as always. A win is a win, and I won. Think about that” -aa23, philosopher

“Look at this. This is just bed hair” -aa23

“There are no shells because it’s a fake beach” -aa23 ft. Alex noises ™️

“Sick, mate. Look at that. Bam. Bam. You look like an idiot. I want you to try driving in them bad boys” -aa23, fashion icon