#bodily fluids

also yes his character is VERY MUCH exaggerated. I mean, maybe sadism wise.

Authors Note:

Sorry I have been inactive I ran away, got stalked, hit on by multiple grown men who refused to leave me alone, lost my virginiy so I was addicted to sex for a while, and yeah. On the plus side I'm finally off drugs and going to therapy. So like yeah, also I have a cute t-gf <3

also yes his character is VERY MUCH exaggerated. I mean, maybe sadism wise.

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Hello so uhm this is a very indulgent work. Like, I made this for myself purely. So basically I made the name by Tamo, so like I couldn't be bothered to make it instead say y/n. Uhm, also in the begining it was like I, me, my then I changed it to he, him, his.

But i hated that so now it's like first perspcetive but possibly some areas still see he him. Also some parts are narrarated like from Rick's prospective, yours, or like a narrator.

Actual Fanfic:

The atmosphere was smoky with a wave of purple fog blanketing over the club. Planet D-4859 hosted aliens that release pheromones to attract mates when aroused, so the club was engulfed in smoke. Tamo’s eyes were red, with his pupils a bright purple and cyan. He lolled his head back on the U-shaped sofa. The sofa sparkled and glimmered with exotic jewels incrusted into it. A sheer shimmery curtain closed them off from the outside world like a hushed secret.  He held the bong tightly and inhaled, exhaling loudly as pink smoke swirled around him.

The club was bright, the strobe lights affecting his view. Sparkly, chunky glitter shimmered from his eyes and body, soaking him. He looked like a disco ball had exploded on him.

“Hey, do you know if that stuff is safe for bipedals?” said an alien with tentacles for hair and a purple outfit made out of shiny sequins and gems that encrusted the edges, her name being Sova.

“Psh... who… cares, if I die so w-what? Hiccup ,” I groaned, rolling my eyes.

“Fine, just stop hogging the bong; this place is starting to make me dizzy with all these pheromones. I need something to even it out,” Sova grumbled before letting out a soft moan as she huffed it in.

“What’s the special occasion? You’re usually so fucking paranoid about getting drunk, let alone high,” Another alien named Nori, with the body of a teal sea slug covered in body glitter, commented.

“O-okay- so like hiccup y-you know that uh… f-fucking uh- Blue guy, Rick? Who I’m always dealing with, well like psh t-this is stupid, but I traded him fake glorpiaon crystals!” I said, struggling not to laugh, snickering between every two words. I kicked my legs like an excited child and covered my mouth to prevent laughing more.

“Oh shit, reallyy?” Sova said, squinting their eyes as they took another hit of the bong.

“He’s gonna come for your ass, you know that, right? I’ve heard stories, you’re fucked” Nori said, shrugging. They snatched the bong from Sova and took a huff before continuing. “If anything, I’d suggest you pack up your shit and leave; I mean, that is if you even have time left”.

“Screw you guys, I-I’m tryna have fun, and you’re making me fucking scared o-of nothing,” I stammered, glaring at them before I leaned over the table, covered one side of my nose, and did a line of bright pink powder.

“Isn’t he your friend? Maybe he’ll go easier on you,” Nori commented.

“Yeah, like, aren’t you guys fuck buddies or something?” Sova said mock-gagging.

“Tch- No, we’re not! W-what?! No! If anything, I’d never- that asshole prolly has space aids from fucking a damn planet again!” I groaned, rolling my eyes.

“What are you jealous? Maybe if you gain 6000 pounds you can be built like one then maybe he’ll fuck you,” Nori said snidely, followed by a bark of laughter.

“Eguh, you guys are unbearable. I need another drink-” I said, scoffing.

The two aliens glanced at each other with their expressions softening.

“He sucks anyway; you’re too good for him, Yams,” The sea slug alien said, patting him on the back.

“Eguh.. O-oh god d-don’t do that again- I-it’s so wet…” He groaned, chills spreading all over his body. “W-why does it feel hot yet freezing and squishy with a hard center?”

“Are you touching their arm or dick dude?” Sova said, giggling, her tentacles squirming around now.

Tamo rolls his eyes and sets down the bright blue-and-yellow cocktail he had been nursing.

“Tch, point blank period is, Rick sucks, and he can go eat his ass,” I say, slumping my shoulders, beginning to feel the booze overtake my nervous system.

“Plus that drunk moron prolly wouldn’t know fake from real crystals. He can get high from literally anything; even if he did try to use those crystals, he’d prolly pretend to be high like the cowardly lil bitch he is,” I said, waving them off as I swung my legs atop of the table.

The other two aliens went silent, just looking at each other.

“I mean honestly, the only reason why people prolly fuck him is that he’s the smartest man in the multiverse, seriously? W-was I the only one who was surprised he managed to get with Unity?” I stammered before taking a swig of my drink.

“We need to talk,” A gruff voice said from behind him.

“R-Rick-?!” I sputtered, turning my head so fast I almost snapped it in half.

Rick, standing at 6’6, stood over him with a scowl etched across his face. His arms were neatly crossed, his hands curled into fists, as he tried to restrain himself from doing something he feared he’d regret. His lab coat was tarnished with ash and a bright pink substance splattered onto it.

“W-what the hell are you covered in!? Didn’t you just portal in?” I said, giving him a bewildered look.

“The bouncer gave me shit,” Rick said, pulling out his flask from his inner coat pocket. “He’s fine ,” He grunted, rolling his eyes hard.

“Don’t try to change the topic.” “Private, now,” He grunted, grabbing Tamo’s arm and dragging him into a swirling green portal.

Harshly, Rick tossed him on the ground into what seemed to be his lab. Test tubes and glowing substances surrounded his desk. Holographic screens popped up showcasing events from all across the multiverse; it was obvious he had a keen eye for keeping tabs. Blueprints, boxes full of high-tech weapons, and other things that seemed essential to his persona of being a mad scientist were scattered across.

He ran his hand over his face and let out a muffled groan. Tamo sat there bewildered as he nervously awaited what was next.

“Seriously, you’re giving me too much to do, Tams. I got f-fucking grandkids, ya know? I can’t keep dicking around with some asshole who has more of an ego than brain power, let alone some background character who thought that just because I was kind of nice to him that makes us friends, which gave him enough leverage to fuck me over!”

“We’re not friends..?” I murmured, the words making his throat burn. It felt like I was choking out the words, with them leaving like vomit. It was gross and pathetic, but dammit, I needed it out.

“You know I don’t-” Rick paused. “ You know I don’t do any kind of relationship”

“Except with people you fuck right?” I sneered.

“Oh please, it’s easier to say dating than someone I stick my dick in and sometimes hang out with,” Rick said with his blank expression faltering for a second into something more raw.

He slipped off his lab coat and rolled up his sleeves, making Tamo struggle to look away. He slipped into his swivel office chair and turned his back to mix some test tubes together.

Tamo’s eyes opened wide, and without a second thought, he got up and grabbed the first weapon he saw. He grabbed a gun from Rick’s box of ‘sc-fi shit,’ and before he could take another step, he felt two large hands on him.

One behind his head, pushing the side of his face against the wall, and the other restraining his wrists.

“What the fuck were you thinking? Did you seriously think you were so smart you could outsmart the smartest man in the universe?!” Rick scowled, pressing even deeper.

“Tch- Fuck okay I’m sorry or whatever…” I murmured, avoiding eye contact as my cheeks stung with humiliation.

Rick dumped the chemical into his mouth and pressed on his wrists harder.

“Don’t spit it out, swallow,” He growled. Rick tightly held onto his jaw, forcing him to take it.

“F-fuck- I-I’m swallowing, dammit, quit holding onto me!” I snarled.

“How do I know you won’t do something stupid again?” Rick said with his voice growing more husky. Rick slowly pressed his groin a bit closer to Tamo’s ass, his grip momentarily loosening.

“What’s this crap anyway? Tastes like shit,” I said, scoffing.

“It sobers you up. I need you sober so you can remember why you’d do something so stupid,” Rick sneered, pulling his hair, forcing him to look him in the eye.

His thick, coarse  fingers wrapped around your wrists with little to no effort needed. He pushed you harder into the wall, pressing his torso against your back. You could feel his chest rise and lower with every breath he took, the firmness of his body additionally. His hot breath left tingles all over you, making you slip out a long, drawn-out whine.

“I don’t know if I should reward or punish your stupidity,” He grumbled, his thumb beginning to stroke the side of your wrists.

“Be realistic, if I got away with screwing you over, imagine how much money I’d make scamming others?” I said, scoffing.

“Tch- That can’t be all. You could’ve done so much more; you could’ve sold me out, stolen my shit and told it off, but this? Were you begging to be caught?” He said, pulling his hair harder, speaking right into his ear now.

A pair of handcuffs looped around Tamo’s hands, restraining him even more alongside a collar around his neck.

“W-what the hell is this?!” I scowled, baring my teeth like a wild animal.

“You wanna act like an animal? Fine, get a collar on and start crawling because when I’m done with you you won’t be able to walk,” Rick said, waving him off.

“Uhh… I think- are you?? I don’t-” I stammered, struggling to get out the words.

“Dammit, no! N-not like that, you idiot! T-that’s a shock collar I have on you! You’ll be limping in pain, idiot!” Rick sputtered with his face reddening.

“I was wondering why this whole thing felt kinky, hey, if you wanted to I don’t mind,” I said, snickering with a shit-eating grin.

“You can’t fuck your way out of this. Do you have any idea what you’ve done? I was supposed to go to this purge-type planet! T-their fucking world was ending, and everyone was just having a big ass orgy. Do you have a-any idea how beautiful that is?”

“Does beautiful mean STIs? If so, then yeah, I can see how,” I said, scoffing, rolling my eyes.

“Yeah, well, to me it is, plus  I promised them I’d bring the good shit; they don’t exactly have drugs there, so this shit would’ve been revolutionary!” “But wanna guess what happened when I crushed those crystals up, Genius?” Rick said with a sarcastic smile as he pulled on his collar and forced him closer, their noses almost touching.

“I was fucking humiliated when the crystals dissolved, seriously! Not even able to be crushed! They just flat out dissolved! So you better say something real smart to convince me not to end your measly life.”

“You wouldn’t, you’re a family guy now you’re all pacifistic, you’d hardly kill anyone,” I said, shrugging.

“Oh yeah? Well, you’re right about one thing: I hardly kill people now, not never,” He said with a scowl spreading across his face as he twirled the gun into his hand and aimed it at his head.

He sat back on his chair shamelessly man-spreading. He slipped his flask out of his pocket and took a long swig at it, keeping eye contact with the man below him.

Tamo had begun to shake, with their breathing growing laboured and heavy.

“You’re nothing to me; you’re the fucking dirt and grime beneath my shoe, and me fucking killing you is my thanks for nothing. You can’t clean up the mess you’ve made, but when I shoot you I’ll make sure it doesn’t hit anywhere vital so you can clean up the mess after,” He ranted, his voice rough and hoarse.

“I-I-” I stammered, shuffling back with my shoulders slumping, trying to make myself appear smaller than I actually was. Rick was okay with dying, but I wasn’t. Together we were stuck playing a sick game where only one of us could win by playing dirty.

“Ain’t so scared are you now, you wanna act like an animal, be treated like one,” He said with a bark of laughter.

“Tch- I ain’t no puppy,” I snarled, his eyebrows furrowing as he felt his whole body sting with humiliation and anger.

“Yeah, you’re not; you’re a fucking mutt. Now learn some manners, won’t you?” He said, chuckling.  He put aside his flask and teased a button on a remote.

“You wanna know what happens if I press this beauty?” He said with a lopsided smirk.

“W-what happens? Huh? I fuck your-” I said scowling before being cut off by a wave of pain.

“S-shit- Oh god fuck fuck” I groaned loudly, straining against the cuffs.

“F-fuck! W-why does it feel like this?! I-it hurts- Oh god oh god-” I growled, clenching my jaw with drool dribbling onto the floor.

“Fuck ah... I f-feel like I-I have n-no control over my bodily functions-” I snarled with salty tears and drool running down my face.

“T-that’s the whole point, idiot, making you hate me and feel pain is too easy, you liking it makes this so much more fun, and I’m gonna sit here while you reflect on your actions”

“Agh... f-fuck- Oh god, f-fuck this- please please” I groaned, panting.

The electric shock was misery. Every time it shocked me, it felt like needles were harshly pushed into my skin, with each one punching in another. The feeling vibrated all over me, making me grovel in pain. It was a specific brand of pain that hurt so much it made you burn up all over until it felt freezing cold. It made your vision go dark, your thinking foggy, and your capabilities none. The electric shock felt like it was melting me alive; each time it hurt only worse. I ached and hurt like I never had before.

My body shook uncontrollably, my head felt like it was being split in half with an axe, and my mouth had begun to froth up.

“S-shit, oh god-” I whimpered before I felt my vision go blurry with me passing out onto the floor with a hard thud.

“Oh shit, you already went into shock, okay, welp,” Rick said, shrugging. He took a quick swig from his flask before pressing the blue button on the remote.

Tamo instantly woke up with the pain momentarily stopping before coming back 10 times worse.

“Please, please, I-I’ll do anything I-I just- agh.. I-it hurts-” I grunted, with my whole body shaking.

He felt his cheeks flush red as warm urine began to soak his jeans. The pool of urine trailed down until it dripped out from his pant leg hole. The pee made him feel even more pathetic as he sat there helplessly. A shameful part of himself was thankful for it; it made the pain the slightest bit more bearable from the warmth it provided.

‘Oh, my god! Y-you seriously peed yourself?! Jesus, y-you really are pathetic!” Rick said, running his hand over his face, a smug grin spreading across his face.

“God… I wonder what else you’ll do on your 14th round,” He said, teasing the gun against his head again.

“P-please- Fuck I-I can’t do this, I’m sorry, dammit! I-I’ll repay you!” He sputtered.

“Rick spun around, with an eyebrow cocking up. He hesitantly pressed the red button again, the electric shock now stopping.

“You’ll what..?”

“Y-yea! I-I’ll give you the real thing! I-I’ll give you the real crystals p-plus more!” He cried out, his voice breaking as he clasped his hands together. Praying for mercy between Rick’s spread legs like a sinner who did something unforgivable, with God the only one who could fix the mess he created.

God was always something Rick liked to call himself, but in this large lab room he truly was. Larger than life, with Tamo’s life nothing more than an ant that could be crushed with one small mistake.

Nonetheless, he still repented to his flawed version of a God.

“Tch- You ruined my reputation,scammed me out of my money, and prevented me from getting laid? How the hell could you repay all that?”

“I-I can’t do much a-about the reputation thing.. b-but I-I’ll give  you the crystals a-and for the er- getting laid part I can… figure out a substitute,” I stammered, looking away as his cheeks flushed red, chewing on his bottom lip.

“And how exactly do you plan on doing that?” Rick said with a predatory smile as he held his chin and forced him to look up.

“You seriously think you can substitute aliens who can  release intoxicating pheromones that can make anyone high off of their ass?” Rick said, tugging his hair, forcing his eyes to meet his.

“I-I- er…” I stammered, feeling humiliated.

“Well, why don’t cha’ go ahead and prove me wrong, baby, cmon... Daddy’s got you “ He said softly. He pushed a strand of hair away from his face and looked down at him with that signature smile.

“Mh, I’ll make you feel so good you can hardly think,” I said, chuckling.

The line between consent and assault was getting blurry. But I wasn’t going to die here. If I played my cards right, I could get to play predator this time.

Without a second thought, I undid his belt with my teeth as I looked up at him.

“That’s it, mh...” he softly groaned.

Rick’s bare cock sprang out of his pants, with Rick quick to put him to work. He grabbed Tamo’s hair like handlebars and pushed it down without warning.

Tamo’s eyes began to well up with tears as he struggled to take it all. The sound of wet gagging and muffled moaning could be heard from the otherwise silent lab.

“H-hah.. f-fuck ngh-” I whined against his cock as he struggled to breathe. I looked up at Rick with his eyes big and wet, silently pleading to go lighter on him.

“Mh.. I didn’t say I’d be gentle, did I? Daddy’s gonna fill up that throat of yours so well, baby,” He mumbled, stroking his fingers through the other man’s hair.

“S-shit... Fuck fuck” I grunted against his cock as I held onto his hips, trying to get him to slow down. Rick entangled his fingers into my hair and pushed all of it down.

I let out a choked-out whine as I stopped trying to push him off. My hands fell off his sides and went limp as I simply focused on not choking rather than resisting.

“Hngf, f-fuck- T-that’s it- tighten up just like that,” He grunted, bucking his hips forward. Warm cum flooded down my throat, with some escaping. With a long sigh, Rick pulled out. Tamo knelt there with his mouth parted and sticky cum running down his lips. He was gasping for air and had tears in his eyes.

“Hey, I only filled up one of your holes; don’t get tired already,” Rick said, chuckling  as he slapped his cock against Tamo’s cheek.

“W-wait I-I don’t know if you w-want to- C-can we just.. like n-not have me t-take off my pants?” he stammered, building up a nervous sweat.

“W-what, why? Are you uncut or something? Dude, I don’t know why you think I’d care,” he said, rolling his eyes.

“Quit being such a big hiccup baby about this. G-god just lemme-” He grumbled quickly to remove them. “W-wait, you- Y-you’re so stupid, dammit, get off!” I yelped, clawing at him.

“H-hey, watch the merchandise! Hands off! Don’t get bold; I’ll fucking shock you again!” He scowled.

“T-tch- T-then quit r-removing my pants?!” I shrieked.

“You know you constantly screaming that is only gonna make me more curious, right?” Rick said, rolling his eyes.

“Quit lollygagging and just let me!” He grunted as he finally removed them  and his boxers.

His wet pussy was exposed with precum dripping off of it. His clit was swollen and throbbing. There was pre-cum dripping all the way down his thighs, adding to his humiliation.

Tamo looked away, covering his face.

“Mh, this was the big deal?” Rick grunted.

Rick momentarily stretched before picking him up princess style and laying him down on his desk.

Rick stood in front of him, sitting on his seat, face to face with his pussy.

D-don’t look damit! I-It’s gross, and I’m sorry if I-I freaked you- I just... eguh” Tamo rambled, his eyes going wet with tears as his face burned crimson red.

“Y-you think I care? Jesus fucking Christ… This just makes you more interesting if anything, ey best of both worlds am I right?” He said with a huff of laughter.

“I-I.. guess so…” I mumbled with my gaze softening.

“Now let Daddy clean up this mess his good boy left behind,” Rick said softly, placing his hands on his inner thighs and spreading them.

“D-dadddy mh...” he whined softly, his eyebrows furrowing as he tried to ignore the aching below.

“F-fuck.. ah-” He softly moaned as Rick ran his tongue over his throbbing club, gently suckling down on it. Rick looked up at him keeping clear eye contact with him, a soft grin spreading across his face.

Every lick, every push, every flick of his tongue made Tamo react differently.

Every little thing made him react, and he wanted to memorize each one of them.

“Ngh… h-hah-” I whimpered, grabbing a fistful of his hair and making him suck harder.

“D-dammit, c-can’t you do any better? I’m trying to cum here…” I groaned, pulling Rick’s face away from his pussy.

“Tch- alright, I see someone’s an impatient lil thing, fine, you wanna play hard, sure,” He said, scoffing. He grabbed Tamo’s hips and jerked him forward.

Rick stuck out his tongue and slipped it in him as his right thumb ran small circles over his clit.

“S-shit- Agh.. f-fuck- R-rick dammit t-that’s not what iI-” he moaned out between choked-out words. He tightly clamped his thighs between Rick’s head in an effort to get him to slow down.

“T-hat ain’t doin’ shit to me; if anything just makes me wanna do more,” He said, snickering.

Rick’s tongue pressed in him and squirmed around, making Tamo convulse in pleasure.

“S-son of a- H-hah!! F-fuck-” I grunted between choked-out groans, my voice growing strained and hoarse.

“D-don’t- Ngh.. i-it’s so weird, fuck fuck” He whined helplessly.

“Mh, that’s it baby... don’t worry, Daddy’s gonna make you feel real good,” He said, softly humming.

Rick slipped out and instead replaced his tongue with his two thick fingers. Without a second to spare, Rick penetrated Tamo’s pussy and curled them hard, making Tamo’s eyes go cross as he trembled in ecstasy. Drool dribbled down his chin

“F-fuck.. I-I can’t even think- Ngh... hah,” I moaned, drool beginning to drip down my chin.

“Mh, that’s it, baby.. just how I like you, all docile and dumb,” Rick purred as he jerked his fingers, pressing hard against his sensitive spot.

“S-so stupid, c-can’t think,” I blabbered with my previous tension begining to melt away.

“F-fuck! R-Rick- Y-you.. ah- D-don’t!” He grunted, tugging on Rick’s hair roughly.

“You wanna cum? You wanna make a mess out of Daddy, hmm?” Rick said smugly. He pulled the other man closer and pressed a soft kiss on his clit, making him let out a long whine of pleasure.

I think you deserve something better, don’t you, baby?” Rick said with a predatory glint in his eyes.

He slowly climbed atop his lab’s desk, knocking aside various vials and textbooks.

“B-but what about t-that stuf-”

“Shush, hush, baby, you’re the most important thing at the moment,” He said with half-lidded eyes. He gently cupped the other man’s cheek and pressed a kiss against his pouty lips.

“You don’t have to think, you don’t have to talk, you just need to feel, baby. I want the whole universe to hear how good I am making you feel.” He hummed, nudging his throbbing tip against his clit.

“Agh... f-fuck- Gentle w-what if we need lube?!” I stuttered.

“Oh please, with how wet you are I might as well shove my whole fist up there Rick paused. “Not a bad idea though.” He said, snickering upon seeing Tamo’s mortified expression.

Before Tamo could utter outa signle sentence, Rick spun him around with his hips in the air and face buried on his desk.

“R-Rick!” I yelped, desperately trying to cover up the view of my throbbing pussy he was getting. “D-don’t look! J-just hurry up!”

“What’s there to hide, Baby? This is just how I like it,” Rick murmured in a sultry voice as he pressed against Tamo’s wet pussy with his cock, edging them.

Rick pushed his cock in and let out an animalistic groan upon feeling his tightness.

“F-fuck.. i-it’s so warm and tight,” Rick grunted, holding onto his hips as he snapped his hips forward.

The feeling of your tight pussy made Rick let out a nearly animalistic groan. It was so fucking warm and hugged him so well. Rick could feel your insides twitch each time his tip throbbed against your G-spot. The feeling was like a drug; even if he wanted to, he couldn’t stop. Not when this close, not when he had you right where you belonged and most certainly not when you were finally learning your place.

“Hah... S-so big... nghh” I moaned, my eyes going cross as I clawed at his desk.

“Mh, that’s it, that’s my boy… that’s my good boy, t-taking me so well,” Rick grunted, pushing his cock deeper , driving each inch deeper into him.

“Y-yes Daddy, agh p-please cum in me, p-please make me full,” I whined, pushing his hips back, hoping to have more of him.

“P-please fill up my boypussy,” He whined, beginning to move on his own, thrusting his hips back and forth with a newfound fervour.

“Mh, easy there baby, Daddy’s got you, I’ll take care of ya,”

“What if I wanna make life a bit easier for you too though? I can make you feel too, Master,”  I said coyly, snickering, tightening myself around Rick’s cock, causing him to let out a gutterly moan.

“F-fuck... y-you're so tight- hah... I can hardly move,” He grunted, digging his fingers into your hips.

“G-god, that’s my mutt, such  a dirty boy for Daddy, hah… t-thank goodness I’m here to always clean up my dirty lil doggy.”  “Y-you know what I like about you? You’re not a puppy, you're a mutt; you take what you want even if you need to play dirty for it,” Rick murmured.

“What can I say? I like to make you work,” I said, my hips swaying frantically, mirroring the eager twitch of an invisible tail."

“Mh, now enough talking, come and kiss me,” I said playfully, rolling my eyes. He grabbed Rick’s collar and pulled him in for a long, hard kiss. Rick kissed him back with a previously unknown favour, pushing his tongue to mix with his. They both gasped for air with a quiet grunt and moans slipping out as they kissed.

Rick felt something deep inside him tighten up with every muscle in his body stiffening. It was like a coil in his gut was pushing down, ready to string out. He crudely jerked his hips forward and came in you.

Just as he did, a light pair of footsteps came in.

“Hey Rick, can I invit- O-oh god Rick!” Morty shrieked. “W-what the fuck?! Lock the door!”

“S-shut the fuck up, Morty! Y-you don’t know what business looks like! I-I’m just hiccup dealing with my enemies differently.”

“W-we shoot our f-fucking enemies?! W-we don’t shoot our loads at them!”

Authors note:

You know I’d usually put a bible quote, but the bible said gay sex sucks, so we can’t put it in anymore. So instead, here is a quote from the one and only Rick!

Rick Quote: “Oh, okay. GAAAAAY!" - SEA 2, EP 6.

Unhinged notes I made abt Rick:

-rick sometimes does this thing where if someones going against him he really likes it when they come crawling back begging for his forgiveness, like if you’re on your knees and begging him he’ll have this fuckinbg grin on his shit-eating face, yk the kind that looks like a ‘mhm’

-very open minded n likes exotic stuff the guy fucks aliens like if he’s gonna fuck a human atleast be memorable in some way

-hes pansexual yk wait hollup I sear hed it up why are they so damn ugly, nevermnd.

-I don’ know add when he’s pinning you to the wall him like breathig down your neck. the simplist things can become sexy if you’re a gooner. Like his thick coarse  fingers wrapped around your wrists with little to no effort needed. He pushed you harder into the wall, pressing his torso against your back. You could feel his his chest rise and lowered with every breathe he took additionally the firmness of his body. His hot breathe left tingles all over you almost making you slip out a long drawn out whine. “I don’t know if I should award or punish your stupidity” He grumbled with his thumb begining to stroke the side of your wrists.

-likes to call people baby, sometimes pets things? Like before he euthanized Morty, before killing the weird slime monster in the unity episode and when beth and him are working togrther in the rick fucks a planet zues one.

-has blue pubes??

-okay rick also called Beth baby and hugged her with the quote being her saying never leave me and him saying “never will, Baby” fromt the same episode as listed below.

-more refrences for sexy rick season 3 episode one rick shank redeption in 15:34. God and in 15:44

-he has uch a sexy laugh idk if this is relevant or not but when he laughs its like a mix of condesention, sexieness, and just so light you know? Like he laughs in a way where he could be laiughing at you and you’d laugh too because god his confience paired with those damn eyes and laugh.. he could tell you our mom is a loose bitch n augh and I’d just drool ngh

-Change the he pronouns from he to i. I don't care its’ so much more hotter from your perspective.

-this guy is tall as shit and him standing next to you looking like those yk wait hollup lemme search it up why are they so damn ugly, nevermnd. I meant the british royal guards dudes for context)

-whenever he is like tryna auara farm with my only xample being in the heist episode he has a pinkish purple lollpop he’s like always twirling around.

-Also he likes to figet? Maybe he’d twirl the gun a bit before pointing it, drum his fingers, tap his foot, sigh, yk that stuff.

-in season 4 episode 10 he calls space beth ‘good girl’, so seems canon enough for him to yk call you that

-often has half lidded eyes

-lean but likely so has some kind of muscle? Prlly a bit of a gut too if anything. For sure extremly hairy. include a happy trail.

-doesnt wear underwear??

-He has a major ego so if hethiks you’re defiant or even slightly better than him he’ll really like to break you down even more

-calls hiimself Daddy but this is in the context if him refering to his daughtwr the quote being “of course the most wanted mammal needs her Daddy to change her dipey”

-this guy will chew you up and spit you out and make you fuck yourself with the salivia from being chewed up

-morrying, more sobbing, more begginf for life shit, more yk .. them poiting a fucking gun at youe c

-hates losing like, so maybe in the plot you fuck him over some crystals whuc he uses to crush up n get high from but it just fucks him over.

-I think it’s canon his dick is like what 12 inches or something with hybwr twch crap on it? Like, that thing in the og Doc and Maurty series its big as hell it’s like a uh.. 10/12 inches? Thick asf too. Also uncut. But when it’s soft it’s like what 2 inches?

-season 4 episode 3 at 16 minutes use it as a refrence. He’s being so smug and is it in a super sexy outif

t-likes playful flirting? He’s proly be into power play, drugs, adreniline stuff, knife?? maybe no maybe?, aruging n that shit

-More proof of him liking playful flirting is in the unity episode when she’slike “old man Rick can't party with the whole world anymor? n ths mf is all like “I can do whatever you want and more, baby”

-tapping the gun against your cheek? Foreshadowing later?

-idk why but he smierks so much, so that’s someting.

-canonically has an ungodly stamina

-canonically bad at eating pussy in his younger days as in his 20s but it’s likely so he would’ve improved by then?

-really good in bed and flirting, I mena.. he rizzed up a damn planet dude.

-torture??

- We’re friends maybe? Like I’m a long time dealer of his.

-”I’m talking shit like at some alien night club thing with Rick bursting in

- torture as in beats the living shit out of me or creates some kind of gaget that makes you feel pain like its electrecuting you everywhere. With you like writhing in pain and man whenever you no one is gonna see this let yourself be gross.

-so basically he starts tortung you and you pee yourself out of yk peole fucing shit themselves when they die okay I can pee when I feel like I/m going to

-rick was planning on crushing tghem up and getting high with these aliens but since the crystals were fake he looked liek a total dumbass and couldn’t get laid

-he’s angry, sweaty, annoyed, painfully sadistic and is gonna beat your ass

Vauge plot idea?? :

-”I-I’m sorry, okay?! I-I just figured that if I could scam you out of them I could do so for my ashole customers?”

“S-so I’m just an hiccup f-fuckin customer to you?”

-”Why should I not just kill you right now? Give me a good reason not to. You humiliated me, scammed me, and used me, atop of that backstabbed me you two faced l-little w-what’s it called? Human!”

-”I-I’ll do one better okay- I-I’ll give you the real crystals and m-more of them too!”

“That urp isn’t cutting i-it asswipe! I-I was fucking humiliated! Do you have any idea how much of a pain in the ass it is to mind wipe 2 million people?! I-I can’t just make them forget this! P-plus I was supposed t-to get laid, t-this party was the most interesting going on and me alone telling you about it has to be the most interesting thing that has every happened in your sorry sack of shit excuse of a life!”

-”I-I’ll replace t-that too! Please j-just don’t pull the trigger-”

“T-the fuck d-do you think you’re gonna get 2 million alien chicks? I-I doubt it’d be consentful either way, d-don’t get me wrong I have fucky morals but there are some lines e-even I don’t cross.”

-”Y-you can- I’ll egh.. I-I’ll d-do it?”

“You seriously think that you’re good enough? T-those alien chicks has like 2 pairs of tits and release a chemical that can make you high whrn they orgasm!? What can you do for me?” he grunted pushing the gun right to the side of your head.

-”I-I don’t know- F-fuck I can’t think with t-that gun right beside my fucking head, dude!”

“How are you suicidal yet this scared of death, seriously like pick a lane”

“Fuck me I-I don’t know- Just- please give me a chance-”

“Close your eyes.”

“W-what?”

“I said close them! Or do you want me to beat your ass instead”

“N-no- Fine fine!”

“Suck”

“W-what the hell- Why is something w-wet he-” I muttered using my hands to feel up what was pressed against my lips.

“T-the fuck!? A-already I mean-” I stammered before cut off by the sound of the gun shooting.

“Suck” Rick groaned lazily pressing it harder against my lips. “Egh-” I grumbled before I parted my mouth and began to take him in. I could feel his cock begin to pulsate and leak fluid.

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