#messylog

“Trust me. I disappoint her in many ways” -aa23, on his fiancée

“I won’t be sleeping with James” -aa23, on his boss, before heavily implying his teammate would

“Is there any shit I’ve got on George” -aa23, entirely unprompted upon hearing the interviewers were also interviewing George

“Or Helmut was gonna *whip sound effect*” -aa23

“These two are a tag team. They’ve got themselves fully up each other’s whatever you want to call it” -aa23 on loscar

“Remember the scene from borat where he’s sitting on the toilet seat and he’s like *ouaahhouahh*?” -aa23 directly preceding a borat-off with his teammate and H*lmut slander

“Your face is kind of scary. It’s not good in real life either” -aa23, on george russell

“We’re gentleman in that respect” -aa23, on dragging other drivers for wearing fake glasses but not naming them