the prequels were never bad

hello I'm back(ish)

Qui-Gon lives AU but set during Clone Wars era.

codywan biker au for whos.nox’s 10k DTIYS over on instagram

saps

sure they know what money is and get the principle of exchanging it for goods and services, but they grow up without having to use it in the Temple so what's the point of knowing the price of a jogan fruit if you can just ask for one in the refectory?

The accounting department is traditionally run by non-Jedi because none of them knows how taxes work or what a balance sheet is. Accountants working at the Temple are the most exasperated people in the galaxy and their daily conversations are like,

"master Kenobi went on a 2-week long mission and didn't ask for an allocation. Again. I wonder if he's going to admit he forgot and call for help at one point or try to sell most of his clothes at the highest price possible. Can't wait to read his report."

"can someone explain to me how Master Fisto left a month ago with 400 credits and came back with twice that amount? What did he do to earn that much money?"

"remember that time Master Jinn asked us to send him the equivalent of the GDP of a small mid rim planet because he gambled on a Force-intuition? yeah, I don't miss this guy."

Anakin: Sometimes in the split second between pushing the button and the lightsaber activating, you’re almost certain you’re holding it upside down.

Obi Wan: Your master’s always had a suspicious love of snacking and on your 18th birthday he shows you his “herb garden” that you have to keep a secret from the council... well, half the council.

Ahsoka: Your master told study up on a particular school of Force philosophy, but when you search the archives, you find yourself knee-deep in a decades-long battle between two different philosophers slamming each other in essay form, which is entertaining, but it doesn’t really help your research.

Plo: if you think it’s awkward when your padawan accidentally calls you “dad”, try hearing it from your commander.

Shaak Ti: There’s an assassination attempt of the diplomat you’re escorting, but the assassin only has a low caliber blaster. That was just a pedestrian effort.

Mace: Your Grand Master says something cryptic in front of dignitaries and you have to nod along sagely, but you know you’re going to spend the next 3 days wondering what he meant.

Kit: you can’t get anyone else on the council on board with your idea of holding meetings underwater.

Luke, a 19-year-old twink: *immediately pictures his new mentor being pounded by an energy field*

for the first of my new audios, @reparo-live-soul​ sent me this comic by @dakt37​, from an AU where Obi-wan has somehow been de-aged to younger than he was in TPM

@reparo-live-soul​ also sent me this comic from @dakt37​‘s de-aged Obi-wan AU, which I can’t help but love more and more!