mutuals id get called out for associating with

*uses the Mustard Gucci defense in court*

"Your honor, my client was simply wearing the mustard Gucci at the scene of the crime and quite frankly it just had her acting funny"

You guys are Jeff the killing me

having anxiety is just like babygirl i'm predicting worst case scenarios you could never even imagine

nocho chease

Me, a zoologist, to the last two living pandas

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

you take that back right fucking now

babe wake up new shrimp color drama dropped

your shrimp doesn’t have the mental wherewithal to visualise colours

johnnyappleseed, paulbunyan, and davycrockett liked your photo

my job on the leftist commune is to mass produce those gangsta spongebob shirts.

bestie can i talk to you? in private? what you said… it wasn’t so true