anything that catches my eye

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia