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Teacher: Why did you not study?

Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

#teacher #school life #true #no homework

So Sweet~ ♥

Boy: "Do you want a hug?"

Girl: "No."

Boy: "Do you even know what I just said?"

Girl: "Yes."

Boy: "What did I say then?"

Girl: "Do you want a hug?"

Boy: "Well, if you insist."

SO SWEET~~ ♥

#aw #♥#∞#sweet dialogue #conversation #love #smile

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ONLY NERDS WHO UNDERSTAND

Mom: Wake up!

Me: Mom, my inertia is too big, even you give me an extra force, it won't work

Mom: Hurry! Fine then, I'll find another extra force so it will beat your inertia

Me: Okay, I'm awake! But still, gravity force pulls me to the Earth core.

Mom: No other reasons!

Me: But Mom, this friction is just too strong ...

Mom: Sweetheart~ help me to wake him up!

Me: This is the real external force -__-"

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Little Alchemy Cheats: 300 Elements

(Because I'm so generous)

Main Elements:

- Water

- Fire

- Earth

- Air

Combination Elements:

- Acid Rain: Rain + Smoke

- Airplane: Metal + Bird; Steel + Bird

- Alcohol: Time + Fruit; Time + Juice

- Algae: Plant + Sea; Plant + Ocean

- Allergy: Dust + Human

- Alligator: Swamp + Lizard

- Angel: Human + Bird

- Antartica: Desert + Snow

- Aquarium: Glass + Water; Glass + Fish

- Archipelago: Isle + Isle

- Armor: Tool + Metal; Tool + Steel

- Ash: Energy + Volcano

- Astronaut: Human + Rocket; Human + Moon

- Atmosphere: Air + Pressure

- Atomic Bomb: Energy + Explosion

- Axe: Blade + Wood

- Bacon: Fire + Pig

- Bacteria: Swamp + Life

- Baker: Human + Bread

- Barn: House + Livestock; House + Cow

- Bat: Mouse + Bird; Mouse + Sky

- Bayonet: Blade + Gun

- Beach: Water + Sand

- Beaver: Wild Animal + Wood

- Beer: Alcohol + Wheat

- Bicycle: Wheel + Wheel

- Bird: Life + Sky; Egg + Air; Egg + Sky

- Birdhouse: Bird + House

- Black Hole: Star + Pressure

- Blade: Stone + Metal

- Blizzard: Snow + Wind; Snow + Storm

- Blood: Human + Blade

- Boat: Water + Wood

- Boiler: Metal + Steam

- Bone: Corpse + Time

- Bread: Fire + Flour; Fire + Dough

- Brick: Fire + Mud; Fire + Clay

- Bullet: Gunpowder + Metal

- Butcher: Human + Meat

- Cactus: Plant + Sand

- Camel: Desert + Horse; Desert + Wild Animal

- Campfire: Fire + Wood

- Car: Metal + Wheel

- Cart: Wood + Wheel

- Castle: Knight + House

- Cat: Wild Animal + Milk

- Caviar: Human + Hard Roe

- Centaur: Human + Horse

- Cereal: Milk + Wheat

- Chainsaw: Electricity + Axe

- Charcoal: Fire + Wood; Fire + Tree

- Cheese: Time + Milk

- Chicken: Bird + Livestock

- Christmas Tree: Light Bulb + Tree

- Cigarette: Paper + Tobacco

- Clay: Mud + Sand

- Clock: Time + Electricity; Time + Wheel

- Cloud: Air + Steam

- Coal: Plant + Pressure

- Coconut: Palm + Fruit

- Coconut Milk: Coconut + Tool

- Coffin: Wood + Corpse

- Cold: Rain + Human

- Computer: Nerd + Tool; Nerd + Electricity

- Cookie: Sugar + Dough

- Corpse: Human + Gun

- Cow: Livestock + Grass

- Cuckoo: Bird + Clock

- Cyclist: Human + Bicycle

- Darth Vader: Human + Jedi

- Day: Sun + Time

- Desert: Sand + Sand

- Diamond: Coal + Pressure; Coal + Time

- Dinosaur: Time + Lizard

- Doctor: Hospital + Human

- Dog: Wild Animal + Human

- Doghouse: Dog + House

- Double Rainbow!: Rainbow + Rainbow

- Dough: Water + Flour

- Dragon: Fire + Lizard

- Drunk: Human + Alcohol

- Duck: Water + Bird

- Dune: Wind + Sand; Wind + Beach

- Dust: Earth + Air; Vampire + Sun

- Dynamite: Wire + Gunpowder

- Earthquake: Energy + Earth

- Eclipse: Sun + Moon

- Egg: Bird + Bird; Stone + Life

- Electric Eel: Electricity + Fish

- Electrician: Human + Electricity

- Electricity: Energy + Metal; Sun + Solar Cell

- Email: Computer + Letter

- Energy: Fire + Air

- Engineer: Human + Tool

- Eruption: Energy + Volcano

- Explosion: Fire + Gunpowder

- Family: Human + House

- Farmer: Plant + Human; Field + Human

- Field: Earth + Tool

- Fireman: Fire + Human

- Fireplace: Campfire + House

- Fireworks: Sky + Explosion

- Fish: Time + Hard Roe

- Flood: Rain + Rain

- Flour: Stone + Wheat; Windmill + Wheat

- Flute: Wind + Wood

- Fog: Cloud + Earth

- Forest: Tree + Tree

- Fossil: Dinosaur + Earth; Dinosaur + Time

- Frankenstein: Zombie + Electricity; Corpse + Electricity

- Fruit: Tree + Farmer; Tree + Sun

- Fruit Tree: Tree + Fruit

- Galaxy: Star + Star

- Garden: Plant + Plant; Plant + Grass

- Geyser: Earth + Steam

- Glacier: Mountain + Ice

- Glass: Fire + Sand; Electricity + Sand

- Glasses: Glass + Glass; Glass + Metal

- Glasshouse: Glass + House

- Goat: Mountain + Livestock

- Golem: Life + Clay

- Grass: Earth + Plant

- Grave: Earth + Corpse; Earth + Coffin

- Gravestone: Grave + Stone

- Graveyard: Grave + Grave

- Grenade: Explosion + Metal

- Grim Reaper: Scythe + Human

- Gun: Explosion + Metal

- Gunpowder: Fire + Dust

- Hail: Ice + Rain; Ice + Cloud; Ice + Storm

- Ham: Meat + Smoke

- Hamburger: Bread + Meat

- Hard Roe: Water + Egg; Fish + Fish

- Hay: Scythe + Grass; Farmer + Grass

- Hero: Dragon + Knight

- Horizon: Sky + Earth; Sky + Sea; Sky + Ocean

- Horse: Hay + Livestock

- Hospital: Sickness + House

- Hourglass: Sand + Glass

- House: Brick + Human; Brick + Tool

- Human: Earth + Life

- Hurricane: Energy + Wind

- Ice: Water + Cold

- Ice Cream: Cold + Milk; Ice + Milk

- Iceberg: Ice + Ocean

- Idea: Human + Light Bulb

- Igloo: Ice + House

- Isle: Volcano + Ocean

- Jedi: Lightsaber + Human

- Juice: Water + Fruit; Pressure + Fruit

- Kite: Wind + Paper

- Knight: Armor + Human

- Lamp: Metal + Light Bulb

- Lava: Fire + Earth

- Lava Lamp: Lava + Lamp

- Letter: Paper + Pencil

- Life: Energy + Swamp; Love + Time

- Light: Electricity + Light Bulb

- Light Bulb: Electricity + Glass

- Lighthouse: Light + House

- Lightsaber: Light + Sword

- Lion: Wild Animal + Cat

- Livestock: Life + Farmer; Wild Animal + Human

- Lizard: Swamp + Egg

- Love: Human + Human

- Lumberjack: Human + Axe

- Meat: Tool + Cow

- Metal: Fire + Stone

- Meteor: Atmosphere + Meteoroid

- Meteoroid: Stone + Space

- Milk: Farmer + Cow

- Mirror: Glass + Metal

- Monkey: Wild Animal + Tree

- Moon: Sky + Cheese

- Mountain: Earthquake + Earth

- Mouse: Wild Animal + Cheese

- Mud: Water + Earth

- Music: Flute + Human; Sound + Human

- Nerd: Human + Glasses

- Nest: Tree + Bird; Hay + Bird

- Newspaper: Paper + Paper

- Night: Time + Moon

- Oasis: Water + Desert

- Ocean: Water + Sea

- Oil: Sunflower + Pressure

- Omelette: Fire + Egg

- Orchard: Fruit Tree + Fruit Tree

- Origami: Paper + Bird

- Owl: Night + Bird

- Palm: Isle + Tree

- Paper: Wood + Pressure

- Pegasus: Horse + Bird

- Pencil: Coal + Wood; Charcoal + Wood

- Penguin: Ice + Bird; Ice + Wild Animal

- Phoenix: Fire + Bird

- Pie: Dough + Fruit

- Pig: Mud + Livestock

- Pilot: Airplane + Human

- Pipe: Wood + Tobacco

- Pirate: Sword + Sailor

- Pizza: Cheese + Dough

- Planet: Earth + Space

- Plankton: Water + Life

- Plant: Rain + Earth

- Platypus: Beaver + Duck

- Pottery: Fire + Clay

- Pressure: Air + Air; Earth + Earth

- Prism: Rainbow + Glass

- Rain: Water + Air

- Rainbow: Sun + Rain

- Ring: Diamond + Metal

- River: Water + Mountain

- Robot: Metal + Life; Steel + Life

- Rocket: Airplane + Space

- Rust: Air + Metal

- Sailboat: Wind + Boat

- Sailor: Human + Boat; Human + Sailboat

- Salt: Sun + Sea; Sun + Ocean

- Sand: Stone + Air

- Sandpaper: Paper + Sand

- Sandstorm: Hurricane + Sand

- Sandwich: Cheese + Bread; Ham + Bread

- Scissors: Blade + Blade

- Scythe: Blade + Grass

- Sea: Water + Water

- Seagull: Bird + Sea; Bird + Ocean

- Seahorse: Horse + Sea; Horse + Ocean

- Seasickness: Sea + Sickness

- Seaweed: Plant + Sea; Plant + Ocean

- Shark: Blood + Ocean; Blood + Sea; Wild Animal + Ocean; Wild Animal + Sea

- Sickness: Rain + Human; Sickness + Human

- Sky: Cloud + Air

- Skyscraper: Sky + House

- Smog: Smoke + Fog

- Smoke: Fire + Wood

- Snake: Wire + Wild Animal

- Snow: Rain + Cold

- Snowman: Snow + Human

- Solar Cell: Sun + Tool

- Sound: Wave + Air

- Space: Star + Sky; Star + Sun

- Squirrel: Mouse + Tree

- Star: Night + Sky

- Starfish: Star + Fish

- Statue: Stone + Tool

- Steam: Water + Fire; Water + Energy

- Steam Engine: Boiler + Tool

- Steamboat: Steam Engine + Boat

- Steel: Coal + Metal

- Stone: Air + Lava

- Storm: Cloud + Energy; Cloud + Electricity

- Story: Human + Campfire

- Sugar: Energy + Fruit; Fire + Juice; Energy + Juice

- Sun: Fire + Sky

- Sundial: Sun + Clock

- Sunflower: Sun + Plant

- Sunglasses: Sun + Glasses

- Surfer: Wave + Human

- Sushi: Seaweed + Fish

- Swamp: Mud + Plant

- Sword: Steel + Blade; Metal + Blade

- Swordfish: Sword + Fish

- Telescope: Star + Glass; Sky + Glass

- Tide: Moon + Sea

- Time: Sand + Glass

- Toast: Fire + Bread; Fire + Sandwich

- Tobacco: Fire + Plant

- Tool: Metal + Human

- Train: Steel + Steam Engine; Metal + Steam Engine

- Tree: Plant + Time

- Treehouse: Tree + House

- Tsunami: Earthquake + Ocean

- Turtle: Sand + Egg

- Twilight: Day + Night

- Unicorn: Double Rainbow + Horse

- Vampire: Blood + Human

- Village: House + House

- Volcano: Earth + Lava

- Vulture: Bird + Corpse

- Wagon: Horse + Cart

- Wall: Brick + Brick

- Warrior: Sword + Human

- Water Pipe: Water + Pipe

- Wave: Wind + Sea; Wind + Ocean

- Werewolf: Human + Wolf

- Wheat: Field + Farmer

- Wheel: Tool + Wood

- Wild Animal: Life + Forest

- Wind: Air + Pressure

- Windmill: Wind + House

- Wine: Alcohol + Fruit

- Wire: Electricity + Metal

- Wolf: Wild Animal + Dog

- Wood: Tree + Tool

- Yogurt: Bacteria + Milk

- Zombie: Life + Corpse; Human + Zombie

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