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mikie925

Lapis: Peridot has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think she was made without them

Pearl: That can’t be tru-

Lapis: Watch this

Lapis: Hey Peridot! Race you downstairs!

Peridot: *jumps out of barn window*

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unpretty

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

dr-hollands-deactivated20190209

I’m sorry what

unpretty

you heard me

unpretty

elkian

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

fiskeorn-deactivated20180416

@genericrevenge

son-of-maglor

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

unpretty

kinda, yeah

renthebarbarian

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

gregorydickens

That logo looks familiar.

unpretty

WHAT

OH MY GOD

sylveonce

paintmeahero

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

unpretty

strangesequitur

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

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disteal

Welcome back to awkward dorkwatch

Angela is Amelie’s friend from university and Fareeha’s perfect woman.

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memewhore

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mothbug-deactivated20200626

Forever grateful that the Wallace’s Flying Frog (Rhacophorus nigropalmatus) is a real living creature that exists on this earth at the same time as me.

w9sp

As soon as I saw this my brain instantly just

he propel

mothbug-deactivated20200626

please join the pokémon design team

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kryptonians

I’d want to talk to Sam Smorkle too

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catchymemes

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

anachronistic-cat

This is beautifully creepy

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x-deer-teeth-x

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

tornpyre-deactivated20191208

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

x-deer-teeth-x

yknow what? not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration

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acciowolfstar-deactivated202005

remus: do you take constructive criticism?

sirius: not without crying

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ghouliebee-deactivated20210426

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

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geekyowlet

This is very important to me I hope you all know that.

WHY MUST WE PLAY GOD

This is my aesthetic

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

thatwriterchickyouknow

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

lytefoot

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

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babyanimalgifs

Real world animals that inspired Pokemon

sonic06apologist

This is implying bags of trash and mimes are living creatures

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carpenters3

the-itchy-bitchy-spider

bis-muth

@kakarooooot

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gaypussyretard

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

rot-city

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

goblinbutler

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

kemonododo

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

deadddeviant

Butterfly effect

divinegaeity-deactivated2023101

….oh my god.

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