hail and well met!

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

i wonder what year the first beatles yaoi was written

imagine being a hardcore beatles and star trek fujoshi in 1969