it all was but a dream...

“Behave”

“That’s quite enough young lady”

“Watch it little one”

“Sit your ass down”

“1…..2…..”

“I’m not asking little girl”

“Do you want a spanking?”

You might think her to be a shirt thief..and one of yours has just gone missing.

And it most likely will be your favorite one, which fits you perfectly and is soft from repeated wearings.

And you will decide to confront her about this. Fully ready to ask for it back.

And then something else will happen.

You will see her wearing it. Except on her, it fits more like a dress.

You will see her pulling the collar up as she inhales deeply the scent of your skin and cologne.

And she’s possibly left it unbuttoned, which in doing so, just happens to outline her contours with perfection.

Your mouth is smiling and you have just decided that she looks better in it than you do.

And your smile will deepen until you are beaming at the adorableness of her.

We don’t set out to steal your favorite shirt.

It’s our way of feeling close to you, when you aren’t next to us.

We love that it makes us feel ‘ little’.

We love the scent of your skin and cologne combined and it’s our aphrodisiac.

We love to feel as though we are in your arms all night..and day.

We love the closeness to you.

So when we ‘ appropriate ‘ one of your shirts..it truly hasn’t gone missing…

It simply means that we adore you.