DD/lg

⭐️What color is that baby girl/ boy?

💖How many is that baby girl/ boy?

⭐️Oh baby, let daddy/ mommy do it

💖Youre too small for that silly baby

⭐️Wow thats a big word for such a little girl/ boy!

💖*changes tv channel* thats not something for little girls/ boys to watch

⭐️Hold daddy/ mommys hand little one

💖*runs over* Ooooh no thats not something little babys should handle

⭐️I’m so proud of you!

💖Hey! Little girls/ boy dont use that word, where did you hear that from??

⭐️Aw is someone a widdle cranky baby?

💖Does someone need a nappy?

⭐️Is my baby hungy?

💖What do you say, hm?

⭐️Little princesses/ princes use their good manners

💖Youre the cutest little girl/ boy!

⭐️Wheres my baby?? …There she/ he is!

Behave

That’s quite enough young lady

Watch it little one

Sit your ass down

1…..2…..

I’m not asking little girl

Do you want a spanking?

Makes sure I eat properly.

Doesn’t mind my constant neediness.

Takes care of me when I’m sick.

Kisses my boo boos and put on my band aids.

Reminds me to drink plenty of water.

Cares about my physical and mental health.

Lets me text them 100 times a day and doesn’t get upset.

Consoles me when I have a nightmare.

Gives me cuddles when I need them.

Gives me forehead kisses.

Tells me they’re proud of me when I do something new or scary.

Disciplines me when I need it.

Makes sure my stuffie is with me at night.

Asks me to color them pictures whilst they’re at work.