A Genie

Hey any suggestions for search engines that aren't trying to shove Gen AI in our faces?

"Cosmic tech support here, what's your problem?" "I'm a genie, my client just made the wish to change all electrons into positrons and now my universe bluescreen-ed itself, how do I even fix that?"

You should have denied it, STEVEN

"Cosmic tech support here, what's your problem?" "I'm a genie, my client just made the wish to change all electrons into positrons and now my universe bluescreen-ed itself, how do I even fix that?"

You should have denied it, STEVEN

they're making shorts of me and they do minecraft behind the posts

you behave like a genie

Hey! We genies are much more respectable than that.

The plot twist is that it’s the genie.

It is not me. That would be a punishment to myself.

I wish for laundry

Your wish is granted. *Summons laundry on you but it's poisonus laundry*

I wasn’t going to eat it, so that’s no problem

It is for the washing machine

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

Y'all are mean. We aren't that bad.

Your wish is my command. Everyone is legally a servant to the people who died on 9/11/2001. See how well that works for you when you get to the underworld with them.