jon sims’ shitposts

hey why Haven't we heard from Norris since episode twelve. what's going on there.

okay here's my pitch for a protocol episode: [error] breaks into the OIAR offices. she approaches the breakroom, and celia is in there. she starts using her monologue compulsion magic on celia, but celia has too many secrets, has too much at stake, and she resists. [error] begins to ramp up the power, and since we're obviously listening via tape recorder, the sound gets all staticy, celia audibly strains to keep her mouth shut. the power raises to a crescendo, and celia can't help it anymore, she opens her mouth, but it's escalated to a point that merely speaking isn't enough. celia begins to sing her heart out. yes, that's right, this is the magnus musical episode. [error] un-straps the guitar she's been carrying on her back this whole time that just hasn't been mentioned out loud by any of the characters because it wasn't relevant to the scenes. she plays a power chord. we hear a drum set start playing in lena's office--

“yes, that’s right, this is the magnus musical episode.” is my new favorite sentence

i think the new episode is a win for dyhard

LETS GO DYHARD 💪💪💪

Being a non-UK listener of the Magnus Archives/Protocol means I'm always playing a little game called 'Is this a real thing that exists in England or are Jonny and Alex just pulling things out of their twisted imaginations again', and then becoming even more worried when it turns out it's real

Everyone’s going on and on about how “I AM WE, WE ARE I ALONE, ALONE TOGETHER” is jmart, but did we forget it was Augustus reading the statement? Augustus who we all speculate is Jonah. Jonah Magnus who, for centuries, literally crammed his own consciousness into someone else’s body