foolish

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

(said completely devoid of context) you know how it is

society is never going to be free until preference in sexual position stops being treated as astrology for queers

Want to go to the river and I’ll find you pretty rocks? (Flirting)

Does he have "nonbinary vibes" or is he just east asian

You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”

the people in the notes saying “people on the bus aren’t normal” are the people this post is talking about.

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

when avril lavigne said And Hell Yeah Im The Mother Fucken Princess that was way real