Shit my friend has said playing Legend of Zelda
(I know there’s one already floating around but I can’t find it and decided I also wanted to re-do it)
“Honestly if I was Link, I’d be like “Five more minutes..”
“If it was me, I’d be wondering why the hell I’m just in my underwear.”
“Why the hell am I in my underwear?”
*laughing cause he made Link kick the chest barefoot* “That’s what happen when you let intrusive thoughts win”
“Is it bad I want to set things on fire?”
“I can’t pet the dog?! That’s just rude!”
*humming mission impossible while sneaking around the Yiga Clan hideout*
“Oooh, I can see why you like him!”
“Oh my god, I can be like Captain Jack Sparrow!”
“No, I don’t wanna fight, please go away!”
“I look fabulous in this outfit!”
“Yes! Suck on that Thunderblight Ganon! First fucking try!”
“God I hate sand, it gets everywhere.”
“Do you think I could get a selfie with that monster?”
“Don’t wanna die thanks!”
“I’m gonna give the horse a stupid name.”
“Wait, am I a babysitter for these kids or something?”
“Maybe giving me a slingshot wasn’t the best idea.”
“Oh, a weird black wall with orange markings. That’s not scary at all.”
“She’s so sassy, I love her!”
“He definitely has some screws loose.”
“Oh, I can pick up the cats and puppy?! Dream come true honestly.”
“She definitely has the hots for him. I mean, same.”
“Death Mountain. What a fitting name.”
“I can see why they’re called the Lost Woods. I think I’m lost.”
“Oooh there’s the Master Sword!”
“I love how I’ve just accepted my destiny like ‘Oh, I’m the hero. I guess this is my life now.”
“Oooh I feel like a cowboy with this background music!”
“He’s got a really small head”
“Why can’t we name ours. I would give it such a cool name!”
“I kinda wish there was a ‘punch him in the face’ action.”
*gives the screen the middle finger* (mostly at Groose)
“So, we have to follow the blue floating lady. That’s not ominous at all.”
“Oops, I fell on my face.”
“Don’t blame me, I panicked!”
“I kinda like him. Even if he’s evil.”
“Jesus this boss is annoying!”
“Ooh I love the different places!”
“This music is definitely gonna be stuck in my head for days. I can see why you like it though.”
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!”
“Well shit, I have a bad feeling.”
“I think he needs some milk. Or water.”
“Oh shit! Oh shit! My arm!”
“Another ghostly voice, yet again! Sounds posh though.”
“Why the fuck am I naked?!”
*Encounters gloom hands* “Oh, fuck no!”
“Oh god, the sky islands are so cool.”
“Am I gonna die if I jump into this chasm? Fuck it, let’s try it.”
“I can ride the dragons this time!”
“I swear I’ve seen those monsters in my nightmares.”
“Ooh, the depths. Sounds ominous. I’m down.”
“At this point, I would tell him to piss off.”