Princess Diaries Quote Rp Meme
inspired by @dreammakcr - feel free to edit or change pronouns for rp purposes
“Just in case I wasn’t enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!”
“Because you saw me when I was invisible.”
“As always, this is as good as it’s going to get.”
Wait, wait. No, not you — I don’t even know you!”
This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me!’
“Thank you. And you look so… clean.”
“No matter how many times you press that, it will still go up and down the same way.”
“The student body may be morally bankrupt, but that doesn’t mean they’re blind!”
“Please don’t crush my soy nuts.”
“Somebody sat on me again.”
If there are no more passengers, I think we should close the door.”
“I have never worn pantyhose, but it sounds very dangerous.”
“I can’t talk to you right now. I’m late for a meeting with my guidance counselor.”
“Oh no, sweetie, I was in a very important meeting. Send it out for dry cleaning.”
“Sir, you will find that the word fear is not in my vocabulary!”
“Almost, but anyone can see your desires. No one knows what’s in your heart.”
“I’m a girl who loves black and is wearing pink.”
“I would kneel if it weren’t for my knee replacement.”
“A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.”
“A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.”
“Just because I didn’t get my fairytale doesn’t mean you shouldn’t.”
“If you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me, and whatever crimes I commit against you, remember, I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico.”
“That Backstreet Boy clone you’ve had a crush on for years?”
“Is your mom dating an undertaker?”
“Nepotism belongs in the arts, not in plumbing.”
“I can’t be a princess! I’m still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!”
“I’m late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!”
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
“Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine.”
“The feat you ask, dear sir, isn’t easy. And I won’t respond to that line, it’s far too cheesy.”
“Oh, how brave. Most interns don’t even want to fetch my tea.”
“Your Majesty, I would gladly take a bullet for you.”
“We never rush; we hasten.”
“OK, I look like an asparagus.”
“But a very, very cute asparagus!”
“It’s not appropriate for royalty to jingle.”
“Tell me: How does my mother, or any person for that matter, go into a parent/teacher conference and come out with a date?”
can you just pretend you have a life for just one moment?”
“I’m late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!”
“I don’t want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.”
“Ah, yes, but a very cute moose! Make all the boy moose go ‘WAAAAH!’”
can you drop us off a block from the school? I don’t want to cause a riot with this hearse.”
“This is a non-riot hearse. If it were a hearse, there would be silence in the backseat.”
“You know, most kids shop for a car for their sixteenth birthday, not a country!”
could you try to talk without moving your lips? The press have binoculars.
911, I’d like to report an accident… They put me on hold!”
Is this punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat?”
I am invisible, and I am wet.”
“A princess never chases a chicken.”
“I beg your pardon, ‘Shut up’?”
“Now, what did you want to tell me?”
“Oh, your majesty, in America, it doesn’t always mean to be quiet. Here it could mean ‘wow,’ ‘gee-whiz,’ ‘golly wolly.’”
“I haven’t danced with you since your birthday.”
“No, it’s bigger than orthodontia.”
“Think about it: I just found out that my cable only reaches 12 people.”
did you see what she did to me?!”
“Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.”
it’s not a championship game. It’s not even a big game. It’s just gym class. Just hit the ball. I don’t want to flunk you in gym class. C’mon, you can do it. Keep your eye on the ball.”
“The secret is, I still want to.”
“That’s a fact, not a secret.”
“A few moments ago, I realized the only reason I was getting married was because of a law, and that didn’t seem like a good enough reason. So, I won’t be getting married today. My grandmother has ruled without a man at her side for quite some time, and… I think she rocks at it.”
“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all. From now on you’ll be traveling the road between who you think you are and who you can be. The key is to allow yourself to make the journey.”
“To be a princess, you have to believe that you are a princess. You’ve got to walk the way you think a princess would walk. So, you gotta think tall, you gotta smile and wave, and just have fun.
What I really can’t understand is that you ditched me again yesterday when I really needed your help at the greenpeace petition.”
“From now on you’ll be traveling the road between who you think you are and who you can be. The key is to allow yourself to make the journey.”
“I don’t feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you’re one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you’re a princess.”
“I love your eyebrows. We’ll call them Frieda and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows!”
“I’m taking your charm off of my charm bracelet and it’s going in the dirt!”
“Oh, come on, girls! It’s a ball, not a snake. Back in formation!