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*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

The rosary is both a sacred item of prayer and a stim toy. You know I'm right.

The rosary is both a sacred item of prayer and a stim toy. You know I'm right.

Replace the word “God” with “Love” when reading, and watch how that changes your understanding of a text, whether that means a new vision of it or if that means realizing someone’s conception of God doesn’t quite fit with the God described in the Bible as Love itself.

used to live in a college town that was huge on sports. 80% of small talk was sportsball and so i developed an Evil Habit: whenever the conversation inevitably turned to the upcoming Big Game i would act excited and then confused. I would earnestly insist they had the details wrong. "the game next Saturday? don't you mean the Thursday after? playing against the [predator species]? no we're playing against the [other predator species]." And so on. i would draw this argument out for as long as feasibly possible, until eventually someone would pull out their phone to prove to me my wrongness. At which point I would squint exaggeratedly at the screen, slap my forehead in an eureka moment, and exclaim "oh you meant the MEN'S team!!! are they doing a game? that's nice."

tweeting "just because you don't like jax as a character doesn't mean she was poorly written" setting my phone to vibrate and shoving it up my ass

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

love when a particular discourse topic is blowing up on your feed and not one single opinion being shared is agreeable to you. like ok I see nobody here is onto anything. well back to scrolling.