âś§Â Â BROOKLYN NINE - NINE SENTENCE PROMPTS  ! Â
* Â A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞
âťť Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. âťž
❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞
âťť Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. âťž
âťť God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. âťž
âťť Giving him a name makes him human. âťž
❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞
❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞
âťť You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? âťž
âťť Did you tell her we slept together twice? âťž
❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞
❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞
❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞
âťť Come on, who wants to take this seriously? âťž
âťť I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck. Â âťž
❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞
❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞
âťť Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? âťž
❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞
❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞
âťť So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? âťž
❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞
âťť You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. âťž
❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞
âťť This is a secret. Do you understand me? âťž
âťť You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? âťžÂ
âťť Well, I think we handled that with dignity. âťž
âťť Are you making fun of my stutter? âťž
❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞
âťť How do we make it not weird? âťž
❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞
❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞
❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞
❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞
âťť They just gave me ten years in prison.. âťž
❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞
âťť Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. âťž
❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞
❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞
❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞
❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞
❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞
âťť Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. âťž
❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞
âťť All I did was be the only person who believes in you. âťž
❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞
âťť I can smoke as much weed as I want. âťž
❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞
âťť I saw an opening and I had to take it. âťž
❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞
âťť What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! âťž
❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞
❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞
❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞
❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞
❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞
❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞
❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞
âťť That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. âťž
âťť The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! âťž
âťť Come on, you can be honest. âťž
❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞
❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞
❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞
âťť What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! âťž
❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞
❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞
âťť Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! âťž
❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞
âťť I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. âťž
❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞
âťť I like you. You got balls.. âťž
❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞
❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞
âťť Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! âťž
âťť You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. âťž
âťť What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? âťž
âťť All because we shut down a foot massage place. âťž Â Â
âťť Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. âťž Â Â
âťť Put your magical hands where I can see them! âťž Â Â
âťť Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? âťž Â
âťť I was behind the bar the whole time. âťž Â Â
âťť I bet they have some awesome name for it. âťž Â Â
âťť Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? âťž Â Â
âťť I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. âťž Â Â
âťť You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. âťž Â Â
âťť How did you get over there? Who are they? âťž Â Â
âťť I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? âťž  Â
âťť We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. âťž  Â
âťť I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? âťž  Â
âťť We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞  Â
âťť Okay, this is bad. This is really bad. ❞  Â
âťť Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? âťž  Â
âťť I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. âťž Â
❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞