paige

do dogs think in barks

how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

My roomba will sometimes get lost in the house and get to low battery before they can find their port so I have to go looking under all the tables and chairs and carry them like a puppy so they can take a nap and recharge

I thought about this post today when the roomba closed the door on itself and got trapped in the pantry

who’s been talking shit to spongebobfreezeframes

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

Legendary

the way dogs act when i see them again makes me feel like i’m doing something right in my life