lo and behold, a fool

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His nonchalant murder and slut waist have captivated me

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

You can lie when you name things

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit