sitcoms are important because they're a testament to the sacred act of hanging out. those guys are ALWAYS hanging out and we get to hang out with them. THAT'S real television...

In my next life I would like to be a lesbian couple's house cat

I feel really normal . Personally

Lana's unreleased catalogue is literally more culturally important than anything a man has ever made

data leak that shares your calculator history with the world

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

I need to get Normal so I can fuck more