I Swear This Is An RP Blog: A Musical 

Starring everyone’s favourite 

🎈 ♦ pυттιng a ѕмιle on @97street ғace.

❛ sometimes i wonder how i’m still with you. ❜   nuri said as he looked, no, squinted at the   other laughing. ❛ i feel like you’ll be the making   the scene with all the laughing. tch, you’re unlucky   that i’m not fully dead inside or else you’ll be getting   reactions all day. ❜

“you’re surrounded by food, have you realised that? you never

❛ you’re telling me to steal anything i want   in the store? listen, i already steal chips   but it’s not that easy. plus, if i wanted to   do that i’d have to pay for all the other   shit if i don’t want my satan of a manager   finding out. ❜ he explained, making a face.   ❛ i’m pretty sure i’d be too late to feed ‘em   anyways. they would run away if not treated   right. tough shit. ❜

❝ Do you know just how tempted i am right now to just    say those exact words just to have you react to it? ❞

❛ listen, if you say it i’m going to scream.   i may not have that good of a high voice   but i can do damage, bud. ❜

❛ you make me want to suffocate you, man. i  should be, like, a snail enthusiast. save the  bees? fuck that. save snails. much cuter n’  very harmless. am i right or am i right? ❜

“is that how you get eight days for a week?” here comes another stupid question. “ah, how nice. having an extra day sounds nice but then you’ll feel like you’re dying while living.” she couldn’t even tell if whatever she’s saying is making any sense at the moment. “more caffeine.. you’re surely going to die twice, mate.”

❛ technically, we are all dying while living each   passing moment. each day we wake up is a   day closer to death but here i am, still shitty,   drinking coffee like it’s going out of style, and   stealing chips. ❜ he shook his head before raising   brow at the other. ❛ hey! i’m pretty sure dying twice   has happened to somebody! ❜

bumping a closed fist against the other’s upper arm, he lets out a snort. “oh and YOU’RE going to do that to me?” he speaks in a snarky tone soon replaced by playfulness. “what else are you gonna do to me?” a joke, it’s obviously a joke.

❛ you are saying all the wrong shit, man.   what if i was, like, a big ass buff guy who   seriously values his snacks with a side of   no humor? you would truly be dead then   unless you can bullshit your way outta that   one. i’m just a cashier, no murderer. unless   you count pokemon..❜

hyejeong nodded her head as she listened closely to the boy’s story , laughing at the end.❛ so did you also give a few punches when you catched him or nah ? that’s pretty admirable , i have to admit. if i was you —- i would probably just stare at him because i’d be pretty scared. ❜

❛ listen i’m trying to not get shit stolen in  my store not charged with attempted  murder. ❜ he said, crinkling his nose at  the mere thought of jail. ❛ stare at him?  honey, we need to make you aggressive.  if someone steals your..... uh... shit, what’s  a good examp- OH! if someone steals your  wallet are you just gonna wait for a knight  to save it? ❜

❝ I mean, I didn’t say it like that! it’s hard to believe it’s other   planets and we are the only ones on ours, you know?  I can’t imagine that. ❞

❛ there’s still a whole bunch of space that isn’t   fully covered well and you’re gonna tell me that   aliens don’t exist!? we could be the aliens, man.   it perfectly explains why we can never really catch   an alien. think about it! ❜

❛ trust me, i wouldn’t be doing this if we had extras   in the back but guess what? we don’t. everyone   knows i’m high street’s shitty cashier so i’m not   fazed with any witnesses. if you’re looking for the   real unsettling stuff then i’m all then happy to say   it, honey. ❜ nuri raised a brow at the other and clicked   his tongue as he grabbed his favorite bag of chips and   scanned it for her, putting it in the bag with the rest of   items.

❛ NO! don’t step on the fucking snails man that’s some low shit-   i mean- hell yeah, man. no remorse on snails. fuck snails. ❜