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“Well, I was going to go, but then water soaked through my shoes and got my socks wet so fuck that.”
MEME || Accepting └ [ @yngix ]
He looked over at the other nodding trying to bite in the laughter he had from seeing the others look. “ And they go and say i’m clumsy .. so no date for you huh Hyung? Guess you just have to keep dating your pillow ” he said smirking softly.
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“I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.”
“With the way you look, I’m surprised you’re not on special every week. A buy one, get one free deal”
[ text ] I can’t believe I fit into your busy schedule.
* ( sms to: sugar )
SENT ➞ …i can’t believe you’re acting like thisSENT ➞ you know i always want to spend my time with youSENT ➞ it’s not my fault last weeks of uni got this hecticSENT ➞ not to mention my… jobs
( * // &&. ┋ SEVEN DEADLY TEXT MEMES! ❞
ACCEPTING!
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[ we should definitely plot!
[[heck yes pls
johnny/yoongi for the ultimate ship meme thing. for all the times you had me fill it out~
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! { OPEN } [ @yngix ]
//’hey now, you didn’t seem to have any problems when i ask you to~ i haven’t don’t it for a while so i think i should do it to you again much more often buwhahaha~
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? I see this ship being quite rocky. Maybe a constant on/off relationship that only lasts for a good few months, break up for a month or so then going back at it again. Push and pull relationship.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? Slowly and maybe reluctance coming from the both of them.
How was their first kiss? Rushed and desperate like the type where they think ‘holy crap this is really nice why did i wait so long to kiss you give me more asshole.’ kind of first kiss.
Wedding:
Who proposed? Quite possibly Yoongi would have more guts to do it but if Johnny manages to gather up some courage, he would do it himself.
Who is the best man/men? Close friends or family.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? Maybe Johnny will ask his little sister to be the flower girl at their wedding.
Who did the most planning? Probably Johnny with some help from Yoongi of course cause it’s both their big day and they would want it to be something they both like.
Who stressed the most? Yoongi, especially with some of Johnny’s demands and orders he keeps giving him.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Not exactly not invited by maybe Johnny’s parents won’t attend since they are pretty estranged from one another.
Sex:
Who is on top? Most likely Johnny but the kid is not opposed to Yoongi letting him top from time to time.
Who is the one to instigate things? Both of them equally I think. Maybe it leans more towards Johnny.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | maybeThey are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? Quite a while. A long while. I feel sorry for their neighbours.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? If they were feeling nice to one another. Especially Johnny, he likes to tease so he will make Yoongi work hard for it.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? None.
How many children will they adopt? Maybe one or two. A girl and a boy.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Johnny will make sure Yoongi is always doing the diapers.
Who is the stricter parent? Probably Yoongi.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Yoongi would because there will be Johnny who helps encourages them to do those stunts and be the one who actually shows them what to do.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Johnny, he doesn’t want their kids to be unhealthy and missing meals.
Who is the more loved parent? They are both loved. Maybe Johnny a little more since he’s the ‘fun’ parent.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both of them will try go to to every single one but maybe Yoongi more often.
Who cried the most at graduation? Johnny would.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Johnny and he will try to keep it a secret from Yoongi.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? Probably Yoongi because Johnny doesn’t like or know how to cook himself but he tries sometimes.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? Johnny with his own food. He doesn’t mind what Yoongi eats but what he eats himself, he’s quite choosy.
Who does the grocery shopping? They would alternate, whoever is not currently busy will do the shopping.
How often do they bake desserts? Not often but when they do it always turns messy and the desserts will just be ruined.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Meat lover.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Yoongi would most probably do it
Who is more likely to suggest going out? Johnny would.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? Johnny because like I said, he doesn’t know how to cook poor kid
Chores:
Who cleans the room? Yoongi does, Johnny only messes it up.
Who is really against chores? Johnny and he will try his best to get out of it as much as he can.
Who cleans up after the pets? If they had pets then it would be Johnny’s only responsibility.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Most likely Johnny because he’s a lazy piece of shit
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Yoongi but sometimes it would be Johnny to depending on what guests are coming over.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Yoongi would.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? Johnny would mostly likely occupy the shower longest but he would also invite Yoongi in to join him though
Who takes the dog out for a walk? Johnny would
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Quite often but only on major holidays like Christmas and Halloween.
What are their goals for the relationship? To achieve their own personal goals and supporting each other while also to always be truthful and finally sort out whatever issues they have that always cause them to break up.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Yoongi but Johnny would often join him.
Who plays the most pranks? Johnny would but that doesn’t mean Yoongi would try to get his revenge for them.
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❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜
« sentence starters! » (accepting!)
@yngix
◤ “i think sleep might be disappointed in you. y’know the recommended hours of sleep is eight hours, and you’re averaging at what, four? you failed sleep.”
@yngix has been selected “When in doubt, freak ‘em out.” He didn’t get why the other so worried any ways what was the worst that could go wrong. To put it bluntly he didn’t get the problem at hand so it was the best advice he could offer on the matter. “ I mean that’s what you did to me when we met....oh wait that was me.”
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