[DJing party for the first time]  sorry guys ignore this spotify ad the music should be back soon

me flirting: I don’t want you to die

he owns all of this

listen i love women, i LOVE them. but if u r a feminist & believe that women are capable of anything, u also have to recognize that women are capable of being evil and sadistic and malicious. because the point of feminism is that women are human beings. they are not ethereal beings who can Do No Wrong. women make mistakes and they commit crimes and they hurt people. blindly praising all women for being perfect is actively harmful to people who have been hurt and abused by women and also to women as a group because we are NOT perfect! we are human and that is the whole damn point my dude.

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

Mario?

i think when we meet someone we will grow to love, we recognize them a little bit. we know them beyond what our eyes can see. not a soul mate or a twin flame, but someone whose edges line up perfectly with your own. someone who comes into your life and clicks into place like they had never not been a part of who you are. you recognize them through their outline, through the parts of themselves that are inverse of your own. you are, to each other, matching pieces of the same puzzle and you would know them anywhere.