casey's hell zone

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

new dom/sub dynamic has emerged: ragebaiter and fat dog

tbh if i was a dog and u tried to feed me #MySlop in one of those rubber mats with those little mazes and holes and shit id be so mad

tbh if i was a dog and u tried to feed me #MySlop in one of those rubber mats with those little mazes and holes and shit id be so mad

tbh if i was a dog and u tried to feed me #MySlop in one of those rubber mats with those little mazes and holes and shit id be so mad

someone let a truffle hog into the club and it went straight for the dj

dj was a mushrooms 🤦‍♀️

i get high & start actn like joe biden

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup