Villain Council Employee

1) no I would never put a spike trap on my blog. I don’t want to catch any of you in my spike traps. Even if you are on the left hand path and trying to break into my base. That would be cruel of me, and I don’t want any of you getting hurt. You can expect no spike traps from me, and it will ALWAYS be like that. Not even on national spike trap day, the day that gets passed around in secret between villains.

2) I don’t even own spike traps. And if I did, I wouldn’t be placing them up on my blog. They’re very very expensive, and villains who own spike traps usually keep them far away from their evil blogs entry if heroes are entering anyway. Villains who DO leave spike traps right at the start of their blogs are usually involved in heavier crime than petty drama with their significant hero.

3) The most you’ll see from me are pitfall traps, but the variation with NO SPIKES. YES, there’s a NO SPIKE TRAP variation. No one ever seems to look for it, but it’s there. You can purchase them at the evil Walgreens for an even cheaper price! It keeps your rivals and heroes safe and allows them to continue traversing your puzzles safely. A mattress isn’t that expensive, and you can get one from a junkyard if you can’t afford it. IF YOU CANT PROVIDE A SAFE TRAP FOR YOUR HERO/RIVAL, THEN DON’T BE A VILLAIN.

4) STOP NORMALIZING putting ONLY spike traps around your ask box. STOP NORMALIZING teaming up on villains who don’t use the harsher variation of base traps. Stop calling them stupid soft guys! We are not stupid soft guys! It’s not a bad thing! We just don’t want our heroes and rivals to get seriously injured.

Thanks for reading. Continue evil posting.

OUTWITTING IS NOT KILLING.

Do you think another hero will just come around after that to stop your evil posting? After you showed such distaste with your spike traps??? I don’t care if this makes me “good leaning” or “soft hearted” or whatever political term other villains are going to pull in the comments today. I don’t lean any direction. I’m just myself. This isn’t about evil and good politics. This is about our lives. Heroes are seriously dying a LOT MORE now, and you all want to put on spiky red and black outfits and laugh at it? They chose YOU as their significant villain and you’re trying to seriously harm them.

That’s not villainy! That’s monstrous behavior.

VILLAINS ONLY.

Perhaps we can come to a bit of a compromise.  Meet my demands, and you get your dear old boss back.  Just so you know this isn’t a joke,

8ball is not my hostage. He is my ally. But he agreed to be a brokering pawn because he knows what my intentions are.

He was not calling for help. He was warding you all away. Telling you to stay at bay and comply with what I asked.

But you did not listen. You never do.

I did enjoy your company, Clamton. A scholar much like myself. But you still cling to the ideal that your allegiance still lies with a label that makes you the hostage instead.

Perhaps we can come to a bit of a compromise.  Meet my demands, and you get your dear old boss back.  Just so you know this isn’t a joke,

8ball is not my hostage. He is my ally. But he agreed to be a brokering pawn because he knows what my intentions are.

He was not calling for help. He was warding you all away. Telling you to stay at bay and comply with what I asked.

But you did not listen. You never do.

I did enjoy your company, Clamton. A scholar much like myself. But you still cling to the ideal that your allegiance still lies with a label that makes you the hostage instead.

Perhaps we can come to a bit of a compromise.  Meet my demands, and you get your dear old boss back.  Just so you know this isn’t a joke,

Since the hiatus after the destruction of YNM headquarters, something has been bothering me. I think some of you know what I'm talking about too.

8ball and tumblr user @am-requiem shared a positive interaction after the incident, based on nothing more than misinformation. After this, 8ball had been radio silent until today.

now he is randomly abrasive without any provocation?

I don't think so. look here

8ball mentions villain media and how it has stopped covering AM.

8ball. You have a hand in the villain media group. You have direct power over being able to cover this information.

but I think there's still more. Look back up at the unsavory message that 8ball left on Pest's post, and then at his apology.

See something wrong?

8ball didn't sign off. As well, his typing pattern doesn't match. but you know what it does match?

(taken from a thread between AM and Doctor Steele)

So, what does this mean?

8ball and AM are more than likely working together, right? Well... look at the apology again. 8ball isn't cry typing.

Something is wrong. Very deeply wrong.

First of all I apologise for the lack of updates, I have been busy not only helping my new roommate/friend @soul-of-a-dragon settle in, but also working together to investigate this AM situation.

AM has both stolen from me AND framed me for blowing up 8ball's base. This has become a personal matter and I REFUSE to sit here and let this happen.

Also, typing on a touch screen is more difficult than it looks, so responses may be slow.

MY FUCKING BASE BLEW UP???

Are you all serious? Who the hell would do this? I had to get on call with TEC for INSURANCE purposes. Like half of my base has been burnt and I need a ton of walls replaced. Terrice’s fur was charred on his whole left side and he had to go to the evil hospital. Apparently someone planted a BOMB in my base and it was in a blind spot in my security? I’m fucking devastated, what did I ever do to anyone? I’ve literally just been sitting here doing my goddamn JOB. 

@ahoymrpest

Tsk, tsk… So much for an organization. And the inherent discord between you and the rat… Infighting isn’t a sign of very good allyship you know! Perhaps I can be of better assistance than they.

Let me know, fortune teller.

Are you SERIOUSLY going to listen to that AM over me? Are you REALLY that fucking dense?! 8ball, for a villain with your representation, I expected you to be smarter than this.

MY FUCKING BASE BLEW UP???

Are you all serious? Who the hell would do this? I had to get on call with TEC for INSURANCE purposes. Like half of my base has been burnt and I need a ton of walls replaced. Terrice’s fur was charred on his whole left side and he had to go to the evil hospital. Apparently someone planted a BOMB in my base and it was in a blind spot in my security? I’m fucking devastated, what did I ever do to anyone? I’ve literally just been sitting here doing my goddamn JOB. 

@ahoymrpest

I was rather worried about your lack of activity. This is a horrible situation. I am glad to hear that you are safe and that most of you were left without injury, but shocked to hear about your base.

I will send my repair and salvage bots out to help rebuild YesNoMaybe if you require, as they are much faster than the average construction worker.

And… If absolutely necessary, you and your henchmen may room with me temporarily at my living quarters. I know I have been very adamant about nobody but the IVO entering my base, but I will make an exception just this once.