SOON

you know what i’m going to do? i’m going to get myself a 1967 cadillac el dorado convertible — HOT PINK — with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big, brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah. and i’m gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, gettin’ one mile per gallon, suckin’ down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from mcdonald’s in the old-fashion non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and when i’m done suckin’ down those greaseball burgers, i’m gonna wipe my mouth on the american flag, and then i’m gonna toss the styrofoam containers RIGHT OUT THE SIDE, and there ain’t a GODDAMN THING anybody can do about it, you know why? because WE GOT THE BOMBS, that’s why. two words: NUCLEAR — FUCKIN’ — WEAPONS okAY? russia, germany, romania, they can have all the democracy they want, they can have a democracy cake walk right through the middle a tienanmen square and it won’t make a LICK a difference because WE GOT THE BOMBS, okAY?!john wayne’s not dead, he’s frozen! and as soon as we find the cure for cancer, we’re gonna thaw out the duke, and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off, you know why? have you ever taken a cold shower? well multiply that by 15 million times, that’s how pissed off the duke’s gonna be. i’m gonna get the duke, and john cassavetes, and lee marvin, and sam peckinpah, and a case of whiskey down in texas! I’M AN ASSHOOOLE.

auREUS WITH HIS HANDS ON SENBOU'S CHEST AHAHUEUHAHAH EHHAHAH AHA AHA AHAHHAHA HHAA AA HAAA haa,,,

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS COVER FOR SO LONG I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!