Eltit Golb

when the teacher says we’re doing class outside today like it’s supposed to be fun

I SEE HIM

“How old are you?” is literally the age old question.

We eat a pizza from the inside-out.

There are 31,000 calories in a gallon of gas, and an everage human burns about 100 calories walking a mile. Humans get about 310 mpg.

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

world heritage post

It’s orange

it’s literally 71

Bestie it’s 74

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

where are you getting that from?

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

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man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh

The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.

The earth is unfathomably ancient, and you garner no love from her when you insult her eldest children.

i have a rare form of synesthesia where i can hear music