im normal guys.

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

i don't have an angel and a devil on my shoulder I have a pervert and they keep telling me to make my characters fat and transgender

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Magic binder that teliports your boobs to a transfem of your choosing

No one has ever made money

daily reminders: you are cooler and hotter than that evil twink

Its so funny being a person who loves to chat but never knows what to talk about. I feel like Hi Can we play staring and breathing together.

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being