Educate Yourself

Twin babies pretend to sleep when they hear their mother

a 12 hour anxiety attack

They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

i filled a condom with water and gave it feelings

Coffee as black as my heart

Fashion Tips

Ah! I don’t know. I’m probably going to be the kind of wife that picks you and your work mates up from the pub in my seven seater soccer mum SUV, load you all into the boot and be dropping your mates off to their wives “hey becky, heres rob, i’ll see you on sunday at Jen’s BBQ” Bring your lunch in your work break with little notes. Some day’s it’ll be all “i love you’s” other days it’ll be “if you forget to put the god damn bins out when you get home from work i might kill you”I’ll come home after a 13 hour shift at the hospital and curl into your lap and have you feed me grapes and strawbs and give me head tickles.I’ll go grocery shopping and come home with seven dogs, four cats and two chickens because the pound was on the way to Coles. I’ll take the kids to soccer and dance practice but i’ll be on the phone to your boss because we’re going to be tight letting them know you have their final soccer game/dance recital coming at the end of the term and you’re going to need those days off. I’ll cook Monday, Wednesday and Saturday nights and you’ll cook the other nights, and we will outcook each other making it a competition and having the kids rate who made the best dinner that week.We’re going to have frequent BBQ’s and vacation once a year. and you’re always going to have the freedom to be whoever you want to be, whatever you want to be and i only ever want to be a good thing for your life, that only ever adds good things to it. 

Lindiwe Mazibuko - South African Politician - Former Parliamentary Leader for the Democratic Alliance  and the first black woman to lead the parliamentary opposition in the National Assembly.