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do you guys think that the beach in nicki minaj’s starships is the same beach that makes you Old

get on the floor, floor…like it’s your last chance

Adulthood is like I have to go buy more shampoo. I have to go buy more coffee grounds. I have to go buy more eggs. I have to go buy more toilet paper. I have to go buy more paper towels. I have to go buy more cumin. I have to clean the dishes so they can get dirty again. I have to do my laundry so it can get dirty again. I have to clean the bathroom so it can get dirty again. I have to buy more cleaner to clean the bathroom. I have to go buy more rice. I have to cook dinner. I have to cook dinner. I have to go buy more shampoo again.

oh no by marina isn’t even a pop song it’s like a diary entry from god

okay now here's a question: what are things about your own music taste that you think are red flags

for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun

not to say that we should romanticize murder in fiction but we should totally romanticize murder in fiction

do you guys think jesus was hung

no i think he was crucified

after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane

Do you have ghosts and demons tho?

being online is the same thing as being psychically attacked by ghosts and demons

[ID. First image: Tweet from Jay Edidin (@/ NotLasers) reading, “Crypto is over. This is the year of cryptic currency. Pay for your groceries with a mumbled prophecy and a cursed stone.” Second image: Still frame from What We Do in the Shadows where a cashier is saying “Sir, you can’t be throwing ancient coins at me.” End ID]

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)