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I’ll be your host Katie Killjoy.

And I’m Tom Trench

From Heavenly heights to Hellish happenings, you’ll now be able to follow along at the convenience of your fingertips.

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And we’ll see you next time on 666 News.

Not if we see you first Tom!

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You’re very homophobic, Mrs. Killjoy. What do you have to say about that? If we’re going to be doing anything to move forward as a people following the exterminations, shouldn’t we at least be able to put aside our differences and not be completely terrible? I mean, who doesn’t love being an asshole sometimes, but at some point it needs to have a limit, you know?!

We need to standardize evil! One size fits all!

“Boys cut the cameras…”

CLEARLY you’re not from around here sweetie so let me give you a real quick tip.

Voxtec is always three steps ahead. Where do you think you got the idea that we should standardize evil? You’re not creative. The closest thing you had to innovation was a call out for my political beliefs and even that wasn’t an original thought.

Come back when you have something new or creative to say.

Bitch.

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The Hazbin Hotel has mustard gas because of @maidniffty using her bullshit cleaners. Won’t kill you, but it sucks ass.

“Listen to this shit TOM!” Katie pulls him inches away from her face and begins delivering the news.

“Hells very own angel slayer is bombing the hotel from the inside!” She smiles to the camera and Tom slinks down nervously in his chair.

“What will we discover next in our #Spill-a-thon2? All this and more..” She grabs Tom and pulls him inches away from again. “After the BREAK.”

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“Welcome back to 666 News. I’m your host Katie Killjoy.”

“- And I’ll be your co-host Tom Trench. We’re coming to you with another addition of-“

*cue dramatic drum roll*

“SPILL-A-THON”

“We’re asking our viewers to anonymously submit their thoughts, opinions, gossip, grievances, and if someone ever sent you an unsolicited dick pic, send that in too!” Tom looks at Katie in horror as she goes off script.

“We promise to bring you raw, uncut and unkept material.” Tom attempts to get back on script and compose himself.

“The winner of the Spill-a-thon (part 2) will be decided in 10 days from this original segment!”

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BREAKING NEWS:

“Welcome to 666 News… I’m your host with the most, Tom Trench.”

“If you mean the most registered sex offenses in this studio, you’d be right Tom… Katie Killjoy here.”

*cue long pause where there is supposed to be an applause track*

“Ehm..” Tom quickly interjects as the interns panic to find the applause button behind the camera.

“Tonight we’re covering a Pride ring wide unnatural phenomenon.”

“That’s right Katie, an alarming and unprecedented EGO shortage has hit the Pentagon City and its affects are sending shockwaves throughout the Pride Ring.”