Lesbian Crowley

I love the idea of Crowley and Aziraphale being really good at non-verbal communication. They can read each other’s body language and facial expressions near perfectly. They’re also really good at speaking in code, and can in a heartbeat communicate a specific message to the other without anyone else in the room having any idea of what was being said. They’re excellent at giving each other suggestions, hints and little signs that convey something on their mind and they’re great at picking up on these when the other is giving them. But never, in their 6000 years of knowing each other, have they touched the idea of open and honest communication with a ten-foot pole. They haven’t even considered it.

While it is true that Crowley wears sunglasses to prevent human beings from seeing his serpentine eyes, there are two other major reasons he wears them. 1. To protect himself from the full force of an Aziraphale Smile(TM) and 2. To protect the world from the full force of his heart eyes whenever he looks at the aforementioned angel

Crowley: I’m not a “man”, I’m a snake poured into a vaguely man-shaped container

I’m never not thinking about the “Crowley can’t see the stars because of his demon snake eyes” headcanon. You’re telling me, that not only was he cast out of Heaven just for asking questions, but he was robbed of the ability to see what he helped create when he was still in Heaven?? The very thing he was trying to preserve by asking said questions??? And I’m supposed to act normal about that????