Midori Foresight

Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear masks? Are they afraid that someone will discover their actual identities… giant muscular bipedal turtles?

Edward was only 12 when he became a state alchemist, what are you doing with your life

well I have both arms so I think I’m doing pretty good

and my sibling remains in their own body so that’s a plus for me

I’m tall

my mom isn’t dead

My dad lives with me

my house remains unburnt and intact

milk tastes great

My cousin and her dog are two separate entities

Yall need to calm down.

“Don’t let it get to your head.” Is a terrifying phrase out of context.

There is a “D” in fridge but not in refrigerator.

I wonder how often people who work at the patent office say to themselves, “I should have thought of that”.

the amount of pressure put on the last guy

He rose to the occasion